Part One: Zack
When I regained consciousness I was flat on my back in an unfamiliar place. I launched upward with a start, but felt firm hands push me back down.
"Easy there, son. Just relax. You're safe now."
Apparently, I was in the back of an ambulance. Two paramedics loomed over me as I lay on a stretcher. One was older black man, the other was a white guy that looked to be my age. My mind flashed back to the creature in the woods. In a panic I started babbling, "Did you see it? Did you get it? The werewolf! Did you get it?"
The younger of the paramedics laughed and said, "You got a love Halloween! Always brings out the movie monsters. Had a girl last year, high as a kite, was convinced her landlord was Saw."
The other, older paramedic looked down at me. "Easy now, we are you going to give you a little something to help you relax."
My head was pounding. They didn't believe me.
The younger one suddenly laughed. "You know, I don't think I've ever seen a werewolf movie."
"Really?"
"My girlfriend made me watch that Twilight shit. But that don't count. I never saw, like, the classic, old black-and-white one."
The older paramedic looked at his co-worker. "There's one where Jack Nicholson plays the werewolf. Now that one was good."
I drifted off again.
I had fucked up dreams.
I was back in that clearing in the woods, but it was daylight. No werewolf but for some reason there was a certain cartoon dog owned by a certain mega entertainment corporation. Dreams never make sense.
I stood in the clearing and I realized I was standing in a pool of blood. I remember asking who's blood it was.
"Well gawrsh," said the cartoon dog. "Its yours, silly."
I figured he must know what he's talking about.
"They didn't believe me about the monster," I said to the cartoon dog.
"Nope, ah-hyuck!" He shook his head. "The real question, buddy, is do you believe it happened?"
"What are you talking about?," I exclaimed. "I was there! Of course I believe it happened."
He looked down at me.
"But are ya sure? I mean, ya are having a dream conversation with a fictional cartoon character. Are you sure your perceptions aren't a little, ya know, impaired? Ah-hyuck!"
He proceeded to get tangled in a garden hose and fall down a well. Dreams are fucking weird.
But he made a good point. No one was going to believe me. Did I believe me?
The next time I woke up I was somewhere different. I was laying on a bed in an unfamiliar room. The lights were dim but not completely dark. On the wall was a digital clock that red 6:28 AM. I was groggy, and my head was pounding. As I tried to move I realized I had an IV in my arm.
The most surprising thing however, was that I was not alone. There was someone standing at the foot of my bed. For a moment my heart began to race until i realized it was a woman in scrubs.
"How are you feeling, Mr. Wilson?"
I tried to talk but by mouth felt like it was full of cotton balls. I finally croaked out, "Fine..."
"There's a glass of water there, have a drink."