"Hey, Jeff," Angelo called from his seat in the dining area (the café's one table and four chairs facing the window overlooking the neighborhood.) My new friend managed to get discharged from the hospital in less than a month. During his time in physical therapy, he wrote a training schedule entitled, 'How to operate the ancient industrial kitchen equipment without losing a finger.'
"Yeah?" I asked from behind the mixer. Angelo had ordered enough ingredients to make and freeze a week's worth of pizza dough, all I had to do was get it started.
"Have you ever fucked a call girl?"
"What did you say?" I got to my feet. Angelo was sitting by the window looking out at the corner. Turns out I had heard him correctly. I met him at the front, curious to see who he was accusing of being a prostitute. There was a group of girls dressed like they were on their way to entertain in Las Vegas. The bright colors portrayed a sense of youthful innocence. Especially one girl.
I saw her standing on the corner, with her hair in multicolored waist-length braids. The ethereal beauty was leaning against a stop sign, with her arms crossed over her stomach. She looked happy to be there, a little too happy. She reminded me of the actors in Disneyland; the kind who play Cinderella or Snow White. The photogenic performers have to be joyfully approachable at all time, to the point where it feels fake. 'Was that what she was?'
Suddenly I was distracted by a knock on the window. "Yo Angelo! when's this dump going to reopen?" The voice belonged to a young, attractive woman dressed like she was on her way to a comic or sci-fi, convention. She wore a jacket with neon fur, complete with a hood and horns (made of plush fabric, as if she had cut the limbs off of a child's toy.)
Angelo got up and unlocked the front door. "Maybe when you kids stop trying to rob me."
"Come on! You know Craig got arrested. What more do you want?" She stayed in the doorway waiting for permission before entering. It was an act of respect that displayed her status as a friend.
Angelo stepped away from the door, reaching for a can of soda from a nearby refrigerator. "I know he's saying that I was the one who shot myself."
She shrugged, eagerly opening the soda. Given the hot California day, I imagined it was a truly appreciated gift. "Any truth to that?"
"Does it matter?" Angelo had a valid point. If he had never had a gun pointed in his face, none of this would have happened.
"I'll make you a deal; if I can guarantee a conviction without you having to testify, will you throw me and my girls a pizza party?"
"That's up to my apprentice."
My ears perked up. 'Why was it up to me?'
"An apprentice? Oh, neat! I got one of those too." She motioned to the girl with the braids. "She's fresh off the bus from Kansas City, Missouri. Did you know that place has a worse crime rate than Chicago?"
The girl entered silently and stood behind the strange woman. She forced a smile and nod, but did not move to greet either I or Angelo.
I had to assume she was deaf, mute, or perhaps had been instructed not to speak. I waved at her, but she looked at the ground, refusing to meet my gaze.
This did not go unnoticed by her mentor. "Anyway," the first woman held out her hand to me like a corporate executive in a boardroom. "I'm Dragon."
My hands were covered in flour, so I had no intention of actually touching her. But within seconds I was overcome with laughter. "Dragon?" She was dressed like a cosplayer, and judging by her appearance, she was of Asian descent. Therefore, that choice of a street name (or nickname) was just humorous. I somehow resisted the urge to ask if her last name was 'Fruit.'
Angelo spoke up from his space by the window. "Jeff this is Dragon, she's kind of a big deal around here. Dragon, this is Jeff, my new apprentice."
I had not noticed if Dragon had been offended, but her laughter was just as loud, if not louder. "Jeff?"
"What about it?"
The girl with the name of a fighting game character giggled so hard she nearly spilled her drink. "Please tell me you were named after your father because I have not heard of a single Jeff who was not a boomer."
My mind went blank. "Well, I'm pretty sure your name isn't actually Dragon. Let me guess, did your parents name you Nora, maybe Annie?" I asked with a clear hint of sarcasm. (It was not my proudest moment.)
"Annie?" She chuckled. "I get the Nora reference; actor-musician Awkwafina is quite the remarkable representative of our kind. But Annie? What the fuck?" Dragon turned to Angelo. "This one has balls."
"Jeff is a former paramedic," Angelo replied. "He probably knows a few dozen Doctors named Ann, Annie or Anna. The immigrants who come to this country looking for a better life; all they know are movies like Annie, so they saddle their kids with names out of the early turn of the century." His answer was more confident than even I expected.
Dragon nodded. She turned her attention back to me. "Fine, Jeff, I will forgive you if you can name even one Asian person named Annie."
I actually could not, so I attempted to follow Angelo's lead. "Dr. Annie Cho, a very respectable doctor from the emergency department. When I met her, she was passing through Facebook hospital as a specialist, so I don't know where she works now." I knew Dragon was biting her tongue, trying to decide if she wanted to call out my lie.
Just then, the girl with the braids standing at Dragon's side turned and whispered something. "What's up, D? Can I go? I have some shit I need to get for tonight."
"I told you not to call me that.," Dragon muttered, before returning her attention to Angelo. "Hit me up at the club. I can get you in through the VIP. think of it as a welcome home party."
"Is that an order?" Angelo asked from behind the register. His voice was so calm I had no way of knowing if he was being sarcastic.
Dragon leaned over the counter. "Don't act like you'd even dream of standing me up." She put her arm around her girlfriend.
"What's your name?" I asked Dragon's apprentice directly.
Dragon stepped between us. "You're going to have to wait and find out. Doors open at midnight."
I watched her leave before continuing with the mixer. "Are we actually going to that?"
Angelo tilted his head, unable to look me in the eye. "Go wash up, put on some clean clothes."
"Are you serious?
"Dragon is not typically this nice. If she wants us there, it's best we make an appearance."