Chapter 4: Where Do I Validate?
Tyler and Amy were out to lunch enjoying the summer afternoon sun. Tyler had gotten a chicken sandwich that was to die for, Amy a taco platter and it was a beautiful day. The sun, shining, the birds, singing, the table next to them? Full of college brats making fun of their waitress and whispering about how they couldn't wait to stiff her and dine and dash.
"Give me one second." Amy said to Tyler. She stood and made her way to the table next to them. "Hey, tech bros." She slammed a hand down and, shocked, they directed their attention to her and ceased their giggles. "I know damn well you can more than afford to pay for your fucking meal and give your very hard-working waitress a
very
nice tip considering you'll all be using daddies credit cards. And while you're at it," She points to the blonde one, whose face has gone pale. "if I were you I'd also use daddies money to get a hair transplant. Having a receding hair line at twenty is bad enough, being a shitty human who doesn't tip is worse. You should pick a struggle."
His friends all look at him and laugh.
"Oh, no, don't laugh. Please every time you open your fucking mouth I can smell the gangrene. And here," Amy reaches into her pocket and grabs her ChapStick, placing it in front of the taller, freckled one. "your lips are so chapped I'm surprised you don't send sparks each time you move them to say something else that absolutely no one wants to hear." He goes red and silent. Amy turns to the final member of the douche brigade. "And you," she sucks her teeth. "life will be hard enough for you at five foot six. Buy a very nice car and learn how to eat pussy
really
good is the only advice I can give you. Now, keep it down." She points to each of them. "Pay your tab and fucking tip, or I will go up to UT campus and cockblock you at
every
fucking frat party you manage to buy your way into until you graduate. Understood?" They nod, not saying a word and Amy returns to her own table.
"You let them off easy, the freckled one has chicken legs." Tyler laughs softly as she sits.
"I thought about it, but the chapped lips dig was enough I suppose." She took a bit of her taco. "Now you were telling me about the other day with Casey."
"Clark and yes, it was fucking great. I'm still sore, and swear I can feel it in me still. It's like phantom cock."
"And he's uncut?"
"Yes."
"And white?" She takes another bite.
"Uh, yeah." Although Tyler didn't actually know. Clark
could
just be a very pale person of color. He should ask.
"Weird, white people usually circumcise, and it's a good thing they do because it's hard enough getting white men to wash their legs. Let alone their foreskin." She jokes. "Smelly, smelly men."
"Well Clark smells fucking amazing. Always like he's fresh out the shower. Well he does have a musk to him, but it drives me fucking crazy." Tyler laughs taking a bite of his own food. His phone starts ringing. "Oh, wow, speak of the devil."
"Ooh, it's him? Let me speak to him, I need to ask if he's got a brother." Tyler scoffs and swats her hand away as he answers the phone.
"Hello." He takes a drink, clearing his throat. "We were actually just talking about you." He smiles.
"Oh really? Who's we? I hope you were saying nice things." Clark chuckles through the phone.
"Actually we were talking about your horse cock." Amy says with a mouthful. Tyler pushes her shoulder, mouthing to shut up. She giggles breathlessly.
"What was that?" He asked.
"Nothing, just my roommate Amy. We're out to lunch." Tyler laughs.
"Oh, good. That's actually why I called. Where are you?"
"Uhm, we are at that little
Cat CafΓ© and Giftshop
on Chavez. We love it, it's one of our faves." Tyler tells him. Amy mimes a blowjob and choking.
"Yum, I love that place. Listen babe-"
"Babe? We're at babe now?" Tyler nibbles his sandwich and takes a sip of his water.
"Well I was hoping after Saturday, yeah." Clark said in a deep and sultry tone.
"I'll allow it." Tylers' mind flooded with the memory of his romp session with Clark in the back seat and he could feel his blood rush to his cock, his hole pucker and quiver.
"Good," Clark laughed. "I was actually hoping you wouldn't mind bringing me lunch. I am up to my neck in paperwork, project plans, legal documents, I - I just can't really get away right now." He pleaded.
"Why not order delivery?" Tyler said flirtatiously, but he actually wouldn't mind seeing Clark again.
"Because then I wouldn't get to see you." Tyler could hear Clark smile through the phone.
"Oh, gag." Amy said, overhearing Clarks cheesy line. Tyler swatted at her.
"They have a really good ham sandwich here on a pretzel bun with Colby jack cheese. Want me to bring that?" Tyler asked.
"That sounds delicious, look I've got to go. I'll text you the address. Bye babe, see you in a minute." Clark hung up quickly.
"See you soon too babe." Tyler said to the empty line. He turned his attention back to Amy, who had turned to face the college boys she had scolded. The waitress had dropped their checks. Amys' face said
I'm watching you.
"Looks like I have to go. Want me to drop you at home on the way, or you got it yourself?" He asked.
"No, you go ahead. I wanna walk down to that little salon down the street, get my toes done." She turned back to the table; the boys having paid. "Have fun." She winked suggestively. "Love you."