Four trails bring a hiker to the Hollywood sign, a landmark visible for miles. The shortest, Burbank trail, is a three mile round trip that climbs 875 feet. The longest, Brush Canyon, is a 6.4 mile round trip and climbs 1050 feet. The other two are Hollyridge and Innsdale Drive. Both climb 750 feet.
My boyfriend and I showered and dressed by 7 15 a.m. that Monday, the beginning of our first vacation together. Both long accustomed to rigorious outdoor activity, we planned a hike. The trails were familiar from previous hikes.
"It's going to be another hot day, 100 by 10 o'clock."
My observation about the weather was not lost on him.
"Trunks and teeshirt, then we'll take a dip," he replied.
In southern California an apartment or condo wthout a pool is a rare sight.
We finished our eggs and toast and hash browns then put the dishes inside the machine. We each poured a seccond coffee which we sipped while looking at the website hikingtrails.com on the Mac. Book
Not at all bashful about my sexual orientation, I pulled up white rainbow trunks over my bare ass and left my briefs in the laundry basket. Jake did likewise.
I had a particular trail in mind, one that we hadn't walked yet.
"Let's do the Brush Canyon trail. I feel energized."
"Sounds like a plan," he replied.
By 9 Jake had parked the Red Lexus and we started walking along the main road to the foot of the trail.
He pauses to gaze upward. Standing behind him, I lock my eyes onto Jake's spectacular body. The 5 10 170 pound hunk is ripped and his buns are tight.
For most of my 30 years I've been a runner, having begun the routine in high school on the track team. The muscles are lean but toned. Though I weigh 20 pounds less than my cute blond blue-eyed boyfriend, Jake and I are the same height.
We set a leisurely pace on the slope. The sun beat down causing us to perspire.
The sun was close to 11 when we finally stopped close enough to touch the sign. Both of us needed time to catch our breath.
I asked, "has anyone ever climbed the sign."
"No one I know," said Jake. "I think it's trespassing."
Would anyone mind if I take off this swimsuit and climb naked to the top.
Jake has always been an ameteur historian. "September 16 1932 an actress 24 year old Peg Entwhistle jumped to her death from the sign."
"Really," I exclaimed.
Is life so bad? Why would anyone off themself?