How did I get myself into this? The big swim meet against our cross-town rivals was tomorrow, and there I was, sneaking into our hosts' locker room to scribble disheartening graffiti on their shower with tube of lipslick. I could have said, "No," when the guys dared me, but as a freshman, I had to prove myself.
Rumour had it that our competition was predominately gay, so our guys suggested phrases on the order of, "You can't swim with a dick up your ass" and "Faggots drown", in addition to the usual "You suck," and the like.
While I was writing, a voice startled me, "I wonder how well you can swim with a dick up *your* ass."
I turned to see one of the guys from our competition. Being accustomed to guys in Speedos, it wasn't until I glanced down that I saw he was nude. Before I could make a break for it, my path was blocked by the rest of their team, all of them, like the first one naked. Just as with my own team, they were all in perfect shape, without an ounce of fat: and without a speck of hair anywhere below their noses. Typically, we swimmers shave ourselves - claiming it's to cut down on resistance in the water, but it's really because of how good we look and feel with all that sweet, smooth skin.