Pronunciation: Þórlákr: Pour - lah - kh; Abjörn: Ah - b - yorn; Fuðflogi means "man who flees the female sex organ." Some of the words are in Swedish, others are in Old Norse. The ones that are in Old Norse I researched, while the ones in Swedish are from Google Translate. Please tell me if they are wrong. Enjoy.
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Loki was bored. And it was never a good thing for the god of mischief to be bored.
Sure, Loki got offerings daily from farmers and villagers who were scared that he would come and play a horrible prank on them. Yet, after a while, the offerings get boring and annoying, and Loki would want something new.
So he would get it himself.
Loki was wandering the lands, looking like his average self. Most people thought that he would take the form of a snake or an old woman, so when he traversed, he kept to his favorite, natural form.
Shoulder length black hair, tan skin, and ebony eyes created the mischievous god.
He finally came upon a tiny coastal village of Utterby in the Norrland kingdom. In Norrland, the people were spaced out and sparse. Utterby had a population of forty people usually. Several years ago, nine men built a ship and went eastward on the water in an attempt to bring back riches, whether it be legally or illegally, it did not matter.
The day that Loki found Utterby was the day the men came home.
All of the citizens were excited and moving around faster than normal in the cold, Scandinavian air. They wore thick woolen clothing that was dyed bright colors. They were celebrating.
The festivities confused Loki, and he went up to who seemed to be the only man who was not celebrating and instead was working.
He had long, thick brown hair and a goatee. His brown eyes were hard and his hands were calloused from years of work. He was working with some wood and seemed to be building a large trunk.
Loki looked into the mortal's mind and found out what had happened. And then, the god had a brilliant idea of how to entertain himself.
"God morgon!" Loki said brightly. The carpenter gave him a strange look.
"Who are you, stranger?" the man said. "I've never seen you round here before, and no one new ever comes to Utterby."
"You are a smart man," Loki said with a chuckle. "I am new. I came with the other men on the ship that arrived."
The carpenter gave him a look but said nothing.
"What can I do for you then?" he asked.
"Can you tell me your name first?" Loki asked.
"Grettisson," the carpenter replied. He returned to his work before adding, "Þórlákr Grettisson."
"Well, Láki--can I call you Láki?--I need your help with something."
"What do you need?"
Loki quickly looked inside Þórlákr's mind. "Let me come to your house when it is dark and Máni is at the highest point in the sky."
Þórlákr nodded to him and Loki left to look for another toy to play with Þórlákr.
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Sol was almost done riding her cart through the sky and darkness was settling in when Loki chose his second prank victim.
The man was sitting in a large circle of people around a fire. He was talking to the people of his adventures as a Väringar. His bright blue eyes glittered in the firelight and his wavy blond hair was pulled back and tied with a strip of leather. His face was free of hair except for his light brown eyebrows.
His arms flexed and showed off his strong muscles as he gestured actively. He had a dark brown cape fastened around his neck that covered his deep blue woolen clothes.
When the man finished his story, Loki walked up to him and pulled him aside from the group of people.
"Who are you?" the man said with a silky smooth voice.
"God kväll, I am called Skojare. What is your name?" Loki asked.
The Viking stared at him for a moment with suspicion in his eyes. "Abjörn Sveinsson"
"Abjörn," Loki said, "Please come with me. My friend desperately needs your help."
Loki would have been worried that the distrustful mercenary wouldn't comply if he hadn't already looked into the man's mind and seen that he truly was good at heart.
As soon as Abjörn nodded his head in agreement, Loki told him to be ready at his house later that evening for Loki to bring him to where he was needed.
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Loki came to Abjörn's home late into the night. Abjörn had been struggling to stay awake when he heard the pounding on the door. He pushed aside his furs and got up from his bed. Abjörn then pulled on his boots and cape before swinging the door open.
There stood the man he knew of as Skojare. Abjörn didn't trust the stranger; that much was a certainty. However, the kindhearted man wouldn't be able to sleep at night with the thought that there may be someone out there who desperately needed his help.
"Are you ready to go?" Loki asked as he fought off a smile.
Abjörn grunted and exited his empty house, shutting the door behind him.
"Lead the way," he told Loki.
Loki walked ahead of him for a couple of minutes until he stopped in front of a house. He knocked on the door and a man with long brown hair and a brown goatee answered.
"God kväll, Láki. I hope you don't mind that I brought a friend," Loki said.
Þórlákr shook his head and stepped aside to let the men into his home.
"What is it you needed my help with, sir?" Þórlákr asked.
"Patience," Loki chuckled. "Please, go sit down for now. All will be clear."
Both men were highly confused, but they found themselves doing as the strange man said. Once they were both seated comfortably on a bench built into the wall, Abjörn spoke.
"What is your full name?" he said.