I was cutting the grass on a hot July afternoon, trying to think up an excuse to quit, when I looked up my driveway.
Joe, a good buddy I know from work was just pulling in, in his old beat up car. I knew and bull shitted with a lot of guys from work but Joe was special. Through the years, we had shared a lot of personal stories in private, about ourselves, life in general, woman, sex and our wives. In fact most stores were about woman, sex, and our wives. I knew about as much about Joe's sex life and his wife as I knew about mine, intimate details kind of stuff. Over the years, Joe had shown me several different pictures of his wife nude that he had managed to take, the fact was that I had been privileged to see more pictures of his wife nude than I had of any other single woman including my wife and playboy pictures. I figured Joe must have something really special to show me because he very seldom ever stopped by my house.
I met Joe just as he pulled to a stop; he rolled down his window and said,
"I only have a few minutes but have I got something to show you." He looked suspiciously around and when satisfied the coast was clear pulled out a video camera that had a little viewing screen on it.
He was about to start the play back on the camera when I said, "Dammed if I am going to stand out here in the hot sun and look at video, let's go in the house."
It was one of the few times that no one was at home at my house, usually there was always some one hanging around but today the wife and kids had went up town shopping and wouldn't be back for two hours.
Joe protested, "I only got a few minutes," he said, but I was already heading towards the house.
Over my shoulder I said, "Cold beer and pop in the refrigerator, help yourself."
Joe reluctantly followed me with his video camera.
Once in the house I said, "While you are here I want to show you some of those sites on the Internet I was telling you about, all nude women."
I knew I had his attention but all he could say was "I don't know how to run a computer."
"I'll show you," I said.
I quickly got the computer set to a News Net site that had hundreds of pictures of nudes and showed him how to point and click.
"Enjoy yourself," I said, as headed for the bathroom for a quick shower.
I was hot and every part of me and my clothes were soaked in sweat. I showered as quickly as I could, dried off and wrapped a towel around me and headed to the computer to see how Joe was making out. I saw that he had found the beer, had figured out how to bring on screen nude picture after nude picture, and judging by the large bulge in his pants, it was having quite an affect on him.
"How you doing," I asked.