Have you ever been caught masturbating? By a guy who's your fiance's grown daughter's boyfriend? Watching gay porn? Awkward. Well there I was, just about to release a pent-up load watching a video of two men fucking not knowing that 22 year-old Paul has snuck up behind me until he asks, "Dude, beating off to guy's fucking? Guys?"
I was living with my fiancé Patty, whose 23 year-old daughter Megan lived with her in the garage apartment and regularly shared adult visitations from her boyfriend Paul. Two nights before, Patty and I had broken up, called it off due to a number of compatibility problems, primarily the sexual kind. Having both been married once before, she's 47, I'm 49, we were smart enough to arrange a live-in trial run before re-hitching. Didn't fly. It came to a head (wrong word) a moment after I was happily slushing in and out of her pliant pussy, her whispering "yes . . .yes . . .yes," to speed her orgasm. Well, wanting more, wanting what I always want, I pushed my finger prepped with her juices against her asshole, suggesting in ragged voice, "How about I fuck your ass, baby? It'll be good," and I pushed in a knuckle deep.
"Not that again. Nuh uh." With which she quickly scooted back on the bed, leaving my finger and wanton dick digging desperately in cool air. Big fight, but unlike the other ones, I didn't give in, said it wasn't sick and she would be nice to think about doing this little thing for me. Turns out I really wasn't worth it to her. So she arranged for she and Megan to go visit her mother in Santa Clara for a long weekend, while I got my stuff and perv ass out of her house. Good thing I kept my condo in Thousand Oaks.
So Paul, unbeknownst to me, had decided to stay the weekend even though Megan was gone. He was staying in Megan's garage apartment behind our—I mean her mother's—house. Being a young shit, he must have come in late last night after partying and slept in until 11:15, which was when he slipped through the sliding glass door from the patio to the den and beheld me holding on to a hard dick that had needed to come since two nights ago when it was rejected from Patty's Victorian bum.
"Beating off to guys?" Paul asked. "Guys? I know Patty dumped you, but did that make you gay all of a sudden?" the young shit wanted to know. Actually, I liked Paul, we got along real well, played one-on-one hoops together in the driveway, made jokes about our respective girlfriends, we were friends from different generations with linked love interests.
My dick shrank from my fist, even as the video loop came to the cum shot where the blonde 20 year-old pulls his long dick out of buzz-cut boy's ass and dollops cum on his stomach, while buzz-cut's cock rises and falls like a metronome timing the spurts. Paul watched the man action, looked at my dick, and said "Guys?"
"Are you fucking blind? Yes, guys," I said pulling my boxers up from my ankles to hide my doubly frustrated cock. "I've been looking at gay porn for about a year now, never touched a guy, just get off on guys fucking and sucking—and cumming, really. You like porn, you've told me so. So what part do you like best?"
"Uh, hot babes for sure, nice big tits, sweet ass, with a hard cock working it," said Paul, pulling at the crotch of his baggy gym shorts, possibly to arrange some room.
"And don't you like it best when that cock spurts cum and it drips out of that ass?" I asked, looking up at him. "Isn't that cum shot the payoff?"
"Yeah. Yeah it is. But guys?"
I pointed to the screen, the loop going on. "That guy is fucking an asshole pretty similar to some babe's, and he's going to shoot a hot load—then the other guy's going to follow up and cum in a big mess all over his hand. Two cums. Two cocks. Double the payoff. Anyway, that's how I've been seeing it lately. But not enough to do anything about it. I'd rather watch and think, then fuck a nice woman—in the ass, which Patty thinks is sick. Is that sick?"
"Shit no, man, that's a sign of a good healthy sex drive, or I'm gay," said Paul, giving his dick a rub through his shorts. "Megan doesn't go for anal either. Her Mom must have got hold of her early, because she won't take this thing in her ass, not even a finger." Again he squeezed his thing, which was shape-shifting in his shorts.
"You really like that thing, don't you," I said. Was he setting me up? I know I wouldn't be touching my cock around a guy I saw beating off to gay porn unless I was interested in the topic. And he must have been.
He pulled his hand away. "Hey, you ever do anything gay?"
"Nope. Well, not on purpose. When I was 13, I was hanging out with a guy who was two years older and we were talking about sex. He said he'd show me how to fuck, and like a dumb ass 13-year-old, I let him talk me into taking off my pants, laying face down in the grass, and letting him fuck my ass cheeks. He spit in my crack several times and really got going, finally pushing his thin dick into my asshole and corn holing me for another minute until he pulled out and came in my crack. I remember walking home with his sticky cum churning between my cheeks. Not a bad memory, actually. One I've pulled up a few times now that I'm a 49-year-old dumb ass."
Paul said "wow," whether to the thought of sperm in my cheeks or buzz-cut boy on the video geysering cum all over his pink cock and hand. "That is kind of hot, actually. I had a gay roommate my freshman year in college, but we never did anything—not that he didn't want to a few times. He breathed his come breath on me sometimes right after he would suck off some stud down the hall. Turned me on, once or twice."