Dave, my partner, and I always play safe and wear condoms with strangers but as in all my true stories, I omit this part of the adventures as although necessary I don't find the description of putting them on very sexy. Please stay and play safe.
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When we were in the process of moving from France to the UK we rented an apartment during the time we were waiting for the funds to arrive from our house sale, so we could then purchase the place we now occupy. Money wasn't tight but we were not exactly splashing the cash until all our finances were sorted.
My sister and her boyfriend were going to the coast for the weekend and somehow we got roped in. The downside was that the 4 of us would be staying in what is quaintly called a mobile home. God knows why, they don't move. They are also known as static caravans. So as you can imagine, they aren't really my kind of thing.
At the last minute my sister and her boyfriend couldn't go but as she had committed us to taking some things through to the caravan on behalf of the friends who owned it, that task fell to Dave and I. I didn't want to stay but Dave thought a change of scenery might be a good thing and as we weren't encumbered by anybody else, we decided to check out the faded delights of a faded resort, though from memory it had a public toilet which served me well back in my days as a single guy passing through on business once a month.
The caravan park was row upon soulless row of white metal boxes and we quickly found ours. There seemed few that had occupants, perhaps as the kids were back at school and the main holidays had just finished, plus the less than great weather forecast for the weekend. We unloaded the 2 large boxes that we had brought from my sister's car we had also borrowed when the door of the next caravan, one of the few others seemingly occupied, opened and out spilled a family of 4.
Mother somewhat tarty, 2 sons who we later found out were 13 and 17, and finally the husband. Hair in need of cutting, face in need of shaving, clothes in need of pressing. I think the parents were mid to late 30s. They said hello, asked if we needed any information about the place and told us they were heading to the Entertainment Complex, which looked like a sad little club house with a bar. We returned to unpacking and then took a walk in to town for a look round and a drink, I hadn't seen the town for maybe 25 years or more and it was about 20 minutes on foot. On the way out I noticed a shower block near the out-of-order swimming pool and decided we would shower there later on rather than in the luxurious cubicle at our accommodation.