As Brad walked down the streets of the Interracial Love section with Kevin, he noticed a black man frozen in place. "Kevin, why is that man not moving?"
"Oh, that's what happens when an Author pulls a George R.R. Martin and doesn't update his or her stories in a while." Kevin pointed left. "That way leads to the Anal section. The Maxwell version of 'This Woman's Work' plays when you get near it. If you go past that, you get the BDSM section and the Johnny Cash version of 'Hurt' plays when you get near that."
Brad frowned. "Why didn't any music play when I entered the Interracial section?"
"I assume white women yelling 'Give me that big black cock!' was enough of an announcement," Kevin said chuckling.
They walked a little further until they reached Kevin's apartment building. They took the elevator to the third floor and Kevin led Brad into his apartment.
"So how did you realize you were a Literotica character?" Brad asked.
Kevin kicked off his sneakers and hopped on the couch. "Take off your shoes. I don't need you tracking jizz and pussy juice into my place. To answer your question, it was a slow realization. The fact that I was the only gay man I knew and that I only go to work when Sasha shows up to talk about Michael. Watching the news was the last thing that clicked."
Brad took off his shoes and carefully placed them beside Kevin's. "How exactly did that help you realize you were a fictional character?"
Kevin picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. "Watch."
A 40-something blonde milf and a 50 year old brunette man appeared on the screen. "Hi, I'm Patty Coks and this is my husband Trent. And this is Channel 69 News. In blowjob news, 35 year old Wilson got a blowjob from his gay friend Colton and he loved it. Wilson isn't gay, but his wife Sheryl is a prude who won't lick his balls. True friendship. In other blowjob news, 18 year old Ken broke both his arms and couldn't jerk off. To relieve his painful erection, his mother Sue gave him a blowjob. Both of them agreed it was perfectly natural and not at all gross. At press time, Ken's father Stu didn't know he was being cuckolded by his own son."
The camera turned to Trent and he started speaking. "In harem news, billionaire Price Masterson got his sixth girlfriend. Serena is fresh out of college and is excited to share a man with five other women. She doesn't find the situation to be at all degrading and is willing to accept the lie that Price loves them all equally, even though everyone knows Brittany is his favorite."
The camera moved back to Patty. "In Sci Fi/Fantasy news, 30 year old IT guy Rob Smith found a lamp with a genie inside it. For some reason, the genie was a white woman despite all the mythology of genies pointing in a different direction. At press time, Rob was thinking of all the rape-y things he could do with his wishes. In Celebrity news, Emma Watson has fallen in love with 45 year old Biff Washington. She finds his back rolls and Cheeto covered fingers enchanting. She even agrees with him that his ex-wife Tammy is a total bitch and doesn't deserve the alimony she's getting. Biff is currently planning to take Emma to Buffalo Wild Wings where he will finger bang her as she dines on the finest meal he can afford."
The camera shifted back to Trent. "In crime news, detective Dan 'The Sledgehammer' Trevorson is investigating the Fire Crotch murders, which are a series of murders where women had fireworks shoved up their pussies. He suspects it is being done by thugs who are out to destroy the constitution because they hate white people or some conservative nonsense like that. When he says thugs, you know that's code for the N word."
"That's it for Channel 69 News today. Patty and I are going on a family nudist trip, so tomorrow the anchors will be 40 year old Patrick Klein and his 18 year old boyfriend Tad Havins. Hopefully Tad won't read the poem he wrote about Patrick's balls again. We get it. You like those middle aged balls smacking your chin because your father never loved you."
Kevin turned the TV off. "The first I watched this they reported on a story about a story about a wife being okay with her husband banging her mother. That didn't make sense to me. A woman walking in on her mother banging her husband wouldn't join in. She'd kill those fuckers."
"There is a channel that just reports stories on Literotica? Shouldn't have more people figured out they are fictional by now? What are the other channels?" Brad asked confused.
"People are too busy fucking to watch the news, Brad. And the other channels are LitTV, which is as best I can tell is just people telling stories by past sexual experiences," Kevin said as he relaxed on the couch.
"I have another question. How do I know so much about Jane Austen novels? Drake never talked about those novels. Though he did once time travel to Regency England to bang a Duke."
"I think some aspects of the Author's personality and knowledge get embedded in characters. Like I know all Beyoncé's songs despite that never being discussed in the story. I'm 99% certain my Author is a black woman. But Drake can time travel? Man, you come from a wild story," Kevin said sitting up straighter at that.
"Yep. He said it is an alternative fact that gay men can bend time and space through the power of loving cock. Such a fucking dumb story. I wonder what he's doing now..."
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"Abraham Lincoln, your cock tastes so good," Drake said and then proceeded to deep throat Abe's thick cock again. Drake knew eye contact was important for a good blowjob, so he gazed up at Abe's beautiful bearded face. All those pictures of Abe being kind of homely were fake news. He really looked like Jamie Dornan circa the first season of Once Upon a Time.
"Take my cock, you time traveling slut," Abe ordered thrusting his hips forward to fuck Drake's face and gripping Drake's dark hair.
Normally Drake only allowed being face fucked if you bought him an Egg McMuffin first, but since this was a president and not some twink he picked up in a mall parking lot, he allowed it. It was an honor to have presidential balls slapping his chin.
Abe removed his cock from Drake's mouth and slapped his cheek with it. "Bend over the desk, bitch. It is time for my cock to meet your ass to make a more perfect union. But first I'm going to get a taste of that hole."
Drake happily got off his knees and presented himself on the desk. He was finally fulfilling his life long dream of getting fucked in the oval office. The dream of patriotic sluts all across America.
Abe knelt and spread Drake's cheeks. "I've never seen a butthole that color before."
"Oh, that's because I bleach it. Very popular with homos in my day. It is shame that homos in this time period don't have anal bleaching. Like that's even worse than being murdered for loving dick. Now kiss my ass, Mr. President. God, I've always wanted to say that," Drake ordered. He moaned as Abe compiled and buried his face in Drake's ass. Usually presidents only kissed the asses of big donors and corporations, so he knew it was an honor to have a president tongue fucking his ass.
