Halloween just past a few days ago and it reminded me of a very interesting Halloween a few years ago. I was recently divorced and pretty down about the whole thing and my friend Tom wanted to cheer me up and suggested we go to a Halloween party, I asked about his wife and he said she was going out of town to visit her mom so he had nothing better to do anyway.
I agreed, but as the evening approached I started to have second thoughts I just was not in the mood to go to the party. Well Tom showed up anyway all dressed and ready to go.
"Dude why aren't you ready?"
"Tom I am just not in the mood man."
"Come on Dave, get in the mood, we will have a blast."
" Tom, I can't go I don't have a costume."
"No big deal man, we can both fit in my costume, I can take the stuffing out of the second head and we can go as the two headed monster, besides think of the fun we will have, every one will assume there is only one person in the costume and we can fuck with them by one of us drinking while the other one talks and I am sure we can think of other shit to pull, come on dude let's go."
"Fine, but will we both fit in there?"
"The costume is big enough for both of us."
So we headed into my bedroom and Tom unzipped his costume and I noticed he was only wearing his boxers.
He noticed me looking. "Oh yeah forgot to tell you it gets pretty hot in this costume so you will be better off if your also only wearing your boxers too."
I didn't say anything but all kinds of thoughts were going through my head, I am a straight guy and it seemed like it would be awfully awkward to be so close to my best buddy, and I didn't really like the idea of skin to skin contact with him but I was also at a low point in my life and decided what the hell go and have some fun.
So I started to undress down to my boxers as Tom sat on the bed waiting for me.
"Hey Tom how are we going to do this?"
"Well since I am a few inches taller, why don't you get in front of me that way I can stand behind you and rest my head on your shoulder as the second head."
So Tom put the costume back on and I put my legs inside and my arms too, but we noticed that the arms in the costume would not be big enough to put both our arms in and it was decided it would be easier if my arms were in them and Tom would keep his arms inside the costume by his side.
When we tried to walk we ended up falling over.