== VORTEX QUEST 6-8 ==
== THE COLLECTOR ==
Few creatures were capable of time-manipulation and purposefully practiced time-magic was even rarer.
Learning to anchor oneself in the present in the face of an atemporal enemy was not often done and usually took years to master, so Chay knew he should have been glad they made it in just two Ringspans's time thanks to their divine knack and the work they had done with the Nightwyrm Starbeholder.
Still, he was glad to be free from Gloomwisp's Fury nest where accidental hypnotic distractions waited around every bend. But acquiring new skills was a duty he had to bear.
"Man, that was fun," Marcus said as the Sneak Attack took off again.
"That didn't even sound sarcastic," Chay noted. "Are you feeling okay?"
Goro chimed in. "Yeah, it wasn't testing your patience as much as I expected. Even I found it boring at times, despite the meditative nature of it."
The animus-fighter shrugged. "Felt a bit like going to magic school. Hypnotic danger around every corner. I love trying new skills."
Chay felt personally attacked but resolved to grumble quietly.
"A very bird-themed magic school," Xane added, a big illusory quill hovering above his palm. "But you have a point. We could make it a thing. Look for tutors."
"Less expensive ones," Chay said. "Also we have places to be now. There's only one thing in the way of us freeing those demigods."
Marcus nodded. "Ah, right. Boss loves a big kaboom. To the gun shop."
===***===
The town of Ugun-ug Fa'avn was an assembly of weathered, alabaster-white blocks with living spaces chipped into them. The realm's cavern-ceiling here was merely a mile high, with many white blocks breaking through from above. The town laid distributed across rolling hills, carved up by two creeks combining into one that babbled from stalactites so big they nearly touched the ground.
At the edge of Ugun-ug Fa'avn lay a collection -- a private museum and library -- owned by a demonblooded Lich who had agreed to a talk.
The museum's iron door opened to reveal a green Kobold, frog-like but with a neck frill. A pentagram on his forehead marked him as a thrall. He wore a black robe, not too formfitting but with a visible bulge between the legs.
"We're looking for Master Tsee-Hyaa-Rou," Chay said at the doorstep. "We're the demigods he's expecting."
The Kobold blinked his huge, black eyes. "Weapons?"
Chay spread his arms and did a twirl, as did the rest of the pantheon. Diego had stayed with the ship's crew, checking out the town.
"Enter," the Kobold said. "The Collector is in the atrium. Touch nothing without permission. Do not ask for permission to touch anything."
"Gotcha," Xane said and gave the assistant a blatant once-over like he was checking out a hot chick, lingering at the crotch like he would have at a pair of tits. Had Chay also stared like that? Were they all that obvious?
The pantheon wandered along a hallway of ceremonial shields, fossils under glass domes and massive insects in amber. Summoned boldian skeletons swiped the floor and polished glass.
The atrium was an irregular square, alabaster walls lined with bookshelves and display cases. More skeletons sorted tombs from a crate onto shelves only reachable by ladder. Light fell down in rays from a grid at the ceiling. The room was high enough for it to be a skylight but the gentle rays were too pleasant for it to be abyssal 'day' light. An illusion?
The Necrarch sat on a cushion, scrolls towering in bowls to either side of him.
Tsee-Hyaa-Rou was nine foot tall and buff in the way Chay should have been used to be now but that still continued to set off his fuck-cravings. Even more so since his dick was locked away again.
Tsee-Hyaa-Rou had the typically dark purple, nearly black skin, riddled with the veins of a stage-ready physique model. His face was a chaotic mask of shifting spikes, his body hung with a gray tunic that covered one pec and ended just below the crotch. A dozen gold rings shone on his right hand, with unknown magical effects.
"Greetings, Chay of the demigods," the upgraded Lich said.
"You know which one's me?" Chay asked. He was honestly curious, although admitting surprise was a disadvantageous negotiating position.
"Your gang has caused a major crisis," Tsee-Hyaa-Rou said. "Words travels faster in such times. But I wouldn't have expected you to bless me with a visit. My reputation must also precede me."
"Yes, we need to borrow a weapon that can slay a Ghoul. The one under the volcano near the Jaded Claw Crossing, if you're familiar. We can supply divine power to a universal converter."
The Necrarch rubbed the chin of his mask. Or his face? Chay was ninety percent sure there was a subtle difference but hadn't been able to learn anything definitive. Lines on the mask drew narrower.
"An unusual proposition, little slave man. I *do* possess weapons King Pwen'Gllach has blocked from use and I *do* have converters that could circumvent this with powers beyond royal influence and I *do* think some of them could slay even a Ghoul."
Chay took a gamble. "And you *do* miss something from your collection we could procure better than anyone."
Bingo. The Necrarch's minuscule reactions were enough to betray him to umbra-senses.
"Something you've been itching to grab," Chay continued. "Not even far, right under your nose. It has to be boiling the demonblood in you."
"Appealing to my greed, huh?" Tsee-Hyaa-Rou asked, rhetorically. His inscrutable gaze wandered along the walls where stone tablets hung above locked chests.
"One corner of my collection concerns royal artefacts. Anything touched by kings is... rare, if not unique."
"And whereabouts..." Chay suggested innocently.
"The Rock Lubber Tribe," Tsee-Hyaa-Rou said. "Tantalizingly nearby but loyal servants of the local Champion, who would defend their claim if I... acquired it."
Xane slammed his fists together. "But if some rowdy earthlings waltz in and legit steal it, and it juuuust so happens to end up in your collection..."
Goro shot Chay a glance as if to ask for permission. Chay gave a nod. He appreciated that the berserker knew negotiations were delicate.
"What is 'it' actually?" Goro asked.
"Kings may speak," Tsee-Hyaa-Rou said. "But their words are often difficult for mere lowly creatures to bear and so they... crystalize, take on a shape less esoteric, though no less alluring."
"You want a... recording," Chay suggested.
The Necrarch gave a nod. "Of the words the king spoke to erect the Wall of Sgogs'Shrogny over seven Sphere Arcs ago. It is a gem of frozen thunder."
"Another heist," Xane said. "And then we get a Ghoul-killer gun? Plus instructions?"
Tsee-Hyaa-Rou's mask lines contorted in excitement. "You have my word. My assistant will arrange a way for you to deliver the gem without the champion's notice."