Not even half-way into my return long haul return flight from Melbourne to Heathrow. I was squeezed sardine-like into a centre economy seat.
The lucky fellow to my left, who had bagged the window seat, and athletically weighing in at least 220 pounds, was gently snoring like a baby.
As the weather in Melbourne was seasonally above average, it was a scorcher when we left. My travelling companion had elected to sensibly wear a thin pair of shorts befitting the climatic conditions.
I don't know what it was he was dreaming about but whatever it was, it had produced an enormous erection that was threatening to spectacularly undress him, With a strategically placed magazine in my lap I managed to successfully hide my sympathetic bulge.
As soon as possible I safely and gracefully squeezed past the sprightly elderly lady who occupied the aisle seat, and who appeared oblivious to the proximity of erect penises in her vicinity, I quickly headed for the toilets still clutching my strategically placed magazine.
Once inside the cubicle I simultaneously locked the door and freed my throbbing cock. In less than a minute, and some serious pounding, I liberally sprayed the mirror with a never ending stream of my ejaculate. A quick tidy-up, a liberal amount of tissues to clean the mirror, and I was again ready to take my seat.