Author's Note --
Another instalment. Finally we get some time with Efrain. For those unfamiliar with the name, the correct pronunciation is
ef-RYE-een
, with a slight roll to the "r". Vuis sounds like "vice".
This is my first attempt at both erotica and extended fiction, and I more than welcome feedback. Thank you for reading. ~Dayne
Chapter 3 β Bareback SteersNQueers
So, here's the thing: I'm bored out of my fucking mind. I came up here early to practice, but not early enough to start classes. I have nothing to do but go to preseason conditioning, binge watch Netflix, and crash from a combination of fatigue and ennui.
I've gotten so bored, I have to find newer and more pretentious words for expressing this boredom.
I've gotten so bored, I'm too bored to beat off.
Since the summer term is divided into two six-week sessions, Romero and the others in the dorm were already swamped with mid-terms when I arrived and are now wading into the morass of mini-mester finals. I've already signed up for a class for the second half so I'll have something to occupy my extra time.
Preseason would be a welcome respite, but I don't get to practice with the rest of the team. Instead, they have me and the rest of us in Freshmen Camp memorizing a massive ass playbook because the coaches don't trust us to not fuck up practices. I'm used to having to only know nine or so plays, nine being all that high school football coaches can remember themselves (or be creative enough to come up with in the first place). I compared notes with the other guys, no one else had to learn this many at once, and the ones we did learn were so simple we could still draw them out more than seven months after our senior seasons ended.
Luckily, I can participate in conditioning with the rest of the team. I fucking hate double burpees, but I hate them a lot less than memorizing playbooks. The trainers count on the freshmen to suck balls since most kids don't keep active between their high school football seasons. But, I kept busy with soccer in my off seasons and did a lot of running and weight training. I maintained my muscle mass and my 40 stayed somewhere around 4.7. Not perfect, and the words "small for a linebacker" keep getting added to sentences in which I'm mentioned, but they decide I'm fit enough to run with the big guys after a couple weeks of breaking me of every bad habit I learned playing high school ball.
I got to know a few of my new teammates, but since I'm the lone freshman training with them, and they don't see me at practice, I'm still not part of their social cliques yet. I've been chatting with the guys assigned to the lockers on either side of mine, this white guy from the Midwest named JJ Teague and a massive black redshirt sophomore from Atlanta named Mitch Lithgow. They seem friendly enough, but I haven't seen them socially outside of football.
So, with no classes to attend, no parties to get invited to, and nothing else to occupy my time, I've been going slightly insane. The one bright spot happens to be Monday evenings. I go to GSA meetings and hang out with Preston. We decided our drunken roll in the sheets was a one-time thing and kept it at that, but we still meet for coffee or food from time to time.
Today, the GSA is meeting up for dinner. I'm so thirsty for this that I enthusiastically offer to drive to the restaurant. Ironically enough, it's my gas-guzzling truck that is more fuel efficient than their little two door coupes. Preston calls shotgun and two other members, bi-Delia and lez-Delia, come along.
"So, SteersNQueers, explain the truck," Preston teases. "SteersNQueers" is his current nickname for me and is only slightly better than last week's "Brokeback", especially since it most often came out as "Bareback." Sadly, everyone in the group has picked it up. It is still better than Romero calling me "Tex."
"Not much to say about it, Virgin." Goose, gander. "My parents bought Caiden and Carson cars when they turned 16. But when Cameron turned 16, Mom bought a new car and handed her old one down to him. Dad used my turning 16 as a good excuse to buy a new F150." I really don't like trucks, but it pissed Cam off to no end because he fucking loved Dad's Tacoma.
"God, your parents' naming conventions are pretty fucked up."
"We all have the same middle name." Preston gags a little and lez-Delia reminds him that his own name is pretty fucking lame.
"It's like they were setting you up for gayness," bi-Delia confirms.
"Whatever, that isn't even what I was talking about." He points to the beaver wearing a red t-shirt and cap hanging from my key chain.
"Oh, the Buc-ee."
"'All day I dream about beavers'?" he reads, pointing to the air freshener dangling from the rearview. "Is that how you reaffirm your straightness?" I even have a Buc-ee sticker on my bumper. It's right next to the "
Puro PinchΓ©
Beavers" one that I'm sure isn't really licensed merch. "Bitch, you're the most cock-thirsty straight guy I know."
"For starters, I'm not cock-thirsty."
"You guzzled mine readily enough."
The Delias laugh at this. For some reason, everyone thinks Preston and I are merely talking shit and not referencing something that actually happened.
"And, secondly, I'm bi."