i was asked to describe my nastiest fantasy, that ever came true.
Ever see those older men, 55-70, that aren't homeless, but hang around the gas stations, minimarts, and walk off into the woods after buying a beer with the money they get from can collecting? Well, i've always wondered if i could suck one. Would i? i thought about it every so often when i would see one. Then one day...
i was on my way home from work and needed gas. i stopped at one of those stations and as i went to open the door to go in to pay, one of those type of men held the door for me. He wasn't young, looked older than he was i think, and said, "Nice shirt." As i walked past.
i turned and said, "Thank you."
He smiled and asked, "Would you like some gum?"
i smiled back and said, "No thanks."
i waited my turn and paid for the gas and told the guy behind the counter which pump i was on. i turned and the older man was still there asking if i wanted some gum. i again politely said, no, and walked out towards my car.
As the gas went in my car i looked around at the passing cars etc. i soon noticed that the man was coming towards me in the lot. i smiled again and said hi.
He walked up close, carrying a few beers in a bag, and said, "Here, i really want you to have this gum."
i took it and thanked him.
As he turned to walk away, he turned and asked, "Want a beer?"
He kept going into the woods on a well worn path.