It had been a bizarre evening of weird conversations when one of the women, I really don't remember who, asked that question. It was posed just to us guys.
But two of the girls answered anyway, saying it was a given that they gave blowjobs.
However, Zoraya snorted with a testy harrumph saying, "Speak for yourself." And I had thought she was a wild one.
My wife Sheila stared at her, shocked, "Really? Why not?" I was so proud of her.
"It's icky." Was Zoraya's only reply as her husband Juan just shrugged his brutish shoulders.
The strong buxom Tracy agreed that it had its downsides but said that the pleasure it brought to guys was too good to deprive them of. Jennie didn't offer a word but no one seemed to notice at the time.
Then uncharacteristically Zoraya confided something to my wife which caused her eyes to grow wide.
Everyone begged Sheila to reveal what was said, instead she leaned close to tell only me that Juan was built like a stallion and Zoraya couldn't handle it.
I had no qualms about spilling the beans so I blurted it out, "Juan's got a horse cock!" For no good reason this pissed off the hot-headed Latina woman. Seeing her get all heated prompted me to add, "Apparently she's not mare enough to take it."
Tracy, being tipsy, slurred just a little when she lectured us all, saying that was all the more reason to suck it. Ty's woman, Jennie, nodded her agreement, commenting that big cocks deserved to be sucked. And between you and me, John seemed a bit annoyed at Tracy's wistful comment.
He diverted the direction of the lewd conversation to a new thought: "Well, I never deprive my wife of the best my tongue can provide."
I could beat him at that game, "No service is too good for my sexy Sheila, either in bed or out." She smiled warmly, appreciating the sentiment.
It was Zoraya who brought us back to the original question, "So WOULD you ever give one?" She looked at Johnny expectantly.
He seemed put off, "Well, I'm no prude. And there's nothing inherently objectionable about it." He directed that last comment at his wife. "So, if I were a woman I'd do it everyday."
She wouldn't drop her query, "That's not the question, Johnny, you ARE a man. So as a man, would you?"
"OK, if I were a man and my wife had a dick I would do it. To give her pleasure. I'm a giver,"
I was going to grill him further but Sheila elbowed me in the ribs before going around the circle and ending with me, "How about you, Juan? Or you, Ty? Or you, Tim?"
Juan scowled, "I don't do women's work." No one wanted to touch that comment with a ten foot pole.
Ty just shook his head slowly and definitively, no.
That left me as the only one not to have answered the question. I didn't want to look selfish or jeopardize any future tenuous blowjobs Sheila might bestow upon me when her mood was just right, so I pointed to Johnny, "What he said."
The ever tenacious Zoraya piped up, "You both evaded the question! As a man, would you give a blowjob to a man?"
Big mouthed Tracy, answered for her husband mischievously, "He would."
All eyes were on her instantly. Grinning devilishly, my wife, Sheila, was too eager to explore that can of worms, "Do tell us more, Tracy!"
Johnny looked like he was ready to crawl into the nearest hole. But she told us anyway, "Johnny had a friend in college who needed, um, 'help'..." It was hard to believe she would break his trust like that.
Yet again it was my wife who pushed the envelope, "Did you like it, Johnny? What was the best part?"
And for the second time it was Tracy who answered, "He does." What a bitch!
Zoraya noticed what I had not, "Does?" She laughed hysterically.
"Oh, yea, he still does it when I let him." Said Tracy.
My wife just wouldn't let well enough alone, "He should do poor Juan who hasn't had any in years." I was pretty sure she wasn't being charitable and she really just wanted to get a long look at his stallion cock. She's always had a thing for big ones and we watch big cock porn all the time. Lucky for me I'm packing almost eight.
The always quiet Ty had something to say about her suggestion, eyeing Jennie he griped, "Poor Juan!? He got plenty before they were married and he still gets one on his birthday. I've never had one."
A shocked silence fell over the room. Yet again it was my wife who took it too far, "Then Johnny's GOT to do Ty instead!" I gave her a side eye, highly doubtful she was being kind to Ty either. Several times she had complained to me that she had never seen a real live big black cock in all her life.
Everyone was talking at once until Tracy called attention to herself by clearing her throat, "Johnny's always wanted to suck a really big one. I officially give him permission to do Ty right now - as long as Jennie's ok with it."
The mild mannered Jennie was blown away, "Uh... I'm not gonna suck it." She floundered for a bit, before adding, "Johnny might as well. That or Ty can just go on never having had one."
All the other women agreed that Johnny needed to 'help out' Ty, adding that it wasn't cheating since both Tracy and Jennie were fine with it.
I was the lone dissenter, "I don't think it's right. I would NEVER let my wife do another man."
Ty looked from face to face, "So no one else has a problem with Johnny doing it, like, right now?" No one did.
Tracy nudged Johnny and when he stood gave him a push toward Ty for good measure. No mistaking who was in charge in that house. Johnny never resisted, not once.
The very astute Zoraya had this huge wicked smile on her face and yelled out, "He wants to do it! Look how eager he is."
My own dear wife mocked him, "I bet he gets a stiffy when he's doing it too. Let's watch for the bulge in his trousers." I wished sometimes she knew when to quit.
