From: hotpants@hotmail.com
To: Cornfed@valdostanet.com
Subject: My Hot Date
Dear Ella
How are things in S. GA and business school? Good, I hope. Or at least, better than what I'm doing. I thought living in Atlanta was going to be so exciting but it hasn't turned out that way. I'm stuck in this tiny apartment that's all I can afford, all the women at work are married, all the men at work are either married or gay, I don't know anyone or have any money to go out to meet anyone. The clutch is about to go out on my old Toyota.
Listen to me. Whine, whine, whine. Let me start over. It's not really that bad. I've only been here 3 months. At least I'm out of Valdosta. The place I work just promoted me out of the secretary pool. I'm now the receptionist. That means I get to dress nice and meet everyone who comes into the building. They gave me a little raise, not enough to pay for the new clothes I had to buy or the dry cleaning bill I have now, mind you, but at least I get to meet all the men who come in.
A couple of weeks ago I did go out with this one guy, Herb, who's a salesman here. He's a good-looking hunk who asked me out dancing. Every time we danced he pressed against me with that big love-muscle he's got in his pants and, before I knew what was happening, I was getting hot and bothered. We ended up at his place for drinks and we wrestled around on his couch a while. The next thing I knew, I found myself on my knees with that very same love-muscle shoved down my throat. He really wanted a piece of ass, and I really wanted to give him a piece of ass, but I didn't have my diaphragm with me and he only had some rubbers that looked about five years old. I said "No, not tonight, but I'll give you a blow job." I didn't come to Atlanta to get pregnant.
All my training with the Valdosta High football team came in handy, cause he fucked my face about fifteen minutes with that beautiful piece of meat, before filling my mouth with a huge load. I was plunking my magic twanger while he skull-fucked me, so I got off at the same time he did. I swallowed his load and didn't even gag. That impressed him. Now he thinks he's in love with me. Every time he comes into the office he asks me out but I don't think I'm interested. He's a lot of fun but he's got an ex-wife that gets over half his salary. I also didn't come to Atlanta to date someone who's as broke as I am.
I met one I'm interested in today. I was at my desk, the door opened, and this really nice looking older man came in. He was wearing a suit that HAD to cost $1000, just-shined shoes, and a nice haircut. His gray hair made him look distinguished and he probably works out, cause he looked in shape. He's probably about 60, but doesn't look it. He just LOOKS like he has money.
"Can I help you, Sir," I said, in my best Businesslike Office Person voice, just like they taught me at Valdosta Business College.
"You sure can," he said with a wink. "Anyone as pretty as you can help me anytime. I'm looking for that crook, Al Roberts, but if you can't find him, I'll just stay here and talk to you. My name is Rich Manson."
Albert Roberts is the Pres. of the company, so I hit the little button on the phone and said, "Mr. Roberts, Mr. Rich Manson is here to see you." Instead of answering, the door behind me opened and Mr. Roberts come out and grabbed Mr. Manson in a bear hug. They were obviously old friends.
"Who's this pretty thing you've got answering the phone for you, Al?" asked Mr. Manson with another wink in my direction. "You're hiring them younger and prettier every year."
"No I'm not," replied Mr. Roberts. "You're just getting older and uglier, so it seems like that. But since you asked, this is Ms. Margaret Meadows, Maggie to her friends. You may call her Ms. Meadows."
Mr. Roberts introduced us and Mr. Manson KISSED MY HAND! He is so coool! He's got the cutest mustache and I felt it brush the back of my hand when he kissed it. I almost creamed! I also noticed he wasn't wearing a wedding band.
They went into Mr. Roberts' office and Mr. Manson stayed over an hour. Finally the door opened and I heard Mr. Roberts say that he had to take a conference call. Mr. Manson came over to my desk on his way out.
"How long have you been in Atlanta, Maggie, if it's all right to call you Maggie," he said. "And what does a pretty girl like you do for fun?"
"Of course it's all right to call me Maggie and I do all kinds of stuff for fun. I've only been in Atlanta three months. It's so much more exciting than Valdosta, where I went to school," I said, doing my best to look and sound adorable. "There's just so much to do here, I don't know where to start."
"Maybe I can help you find a place to start, Maggie. I've got to be in town tomorrow night, for a meeting the next morning, and I don't have a thing to do. Why don't I take you out to dinner and let's get to know each other better."
I wanted to put a lip-lock on him right there. "Oh, thank you, Mr. Manson . . . "
"If I call you Maggie, you have to call me Rich," he said.
"Thank you, Rich, I would love to go to dinner."
"Good," he said, "Give me your address and I'll have my driver pick you up, if that's all right. I have to be in meetings until late, but he can bring you to wherever I am and we can go from there. How's that?"
Silently thanking God he's not going to see my one-room apartment, I wrote down my address and said, "That'll be lovely. I'll be ready at eight." With that, he was gone, leaving the scent of very expensive aftershave lotion in the air. How cool is that, Ella? A little Valdosta Business College grad lands a date with Mr. Gotbucks just on the basis of her charm and poise. Of course, I did have on my lowest cut dress today, and he did keep looking down my front at my exquisite, deeply tanned, twenty-year-old, thirty-five inch tits. But I prefer to think he was more impressed by my poise. Hey, it could happen.
Anyway, I'm really excited about tomorrow night. I'll e-mail you as soon as I get home.