This story is completely true; the chain of events might not be completely right, but I have written it to the best of how I remember it. The characters and Funtime swingers club exist and the club is where and how I have described it. Most of the names are real, the only ones that are not I have said so and provided a name just so as to make the story easier to write (and hopefully read!)
About five months after a very messy separation from my wife of 18 years a friend recommended I tried on-line dating. He had met a really lovely woman on-line and they have been together over a year. The main problem with that suggestion was that I was not really looking to get into a long term relationship. The other problem was that I was not getting much sex either. Not that I had been getting much when I was married, but I was single and things should have improved!
I looked at a few of the dating sites my friend suggested but the women on them were not what I was looking for. Do not misunderstand me, there were a lot of lovely women, but they were looking for their soul mate and I was not. I was looking for some fun. Not one night stands you understand, but nothing permanent either, just some guiltless sex. I have heard it called friends with benefits and I like that, that was exactly what I needed.
Whilst browsing on the internet one evening I saw an advert for a dating website that seemed a little more risquΓ©, so I followed the link and it piqued my interest. I registered for free and browsed a few interesting profiles. Obviously you could not do any more without parting with some money and so I left it at that.
As it happens a couple of weeks later I met a very attractive woman at a bar whilst on an office evening out. She was a couple of years younger than me and was really, really nice. We started meeting a couple of times a week, going for meals, going to the cinema, you know the type of thing, and it all seemed very casual, she did not chase me if I did not call, she was happy to call me and suggest a film or somewhere for dinner and neither of us got stressed if the other could not make it for some reason, perfect. I decided it was time to move on to the next level and broach the subject of going away together for a weekend. BAD mistake! It transpired that she had been abused as a child by a close relative and that her ex-husband repeatedly raped her. She said, understandably, that she did not want to know me like that, so we agreed to stay 'platonic' friends. I, however, was climbing the walls.
That weekend I joined the website and started firing off a few e-mails to several women whose profiles looked interesting, my thinking that the scatter gun aproach should at least get me somewhere. I got a few replies but nothing too promising, mainly women wanting 'saucy e-mails and chat'. Many were already in steady relationships and just wanted to indulge in some horny conversations while their hubby/boyfriend was at work/away. That was fun, and I love a bit of sexy banter as much as the next guy but it was like looking at holiday brochures knowing you do not have any holiday left.
Then I came across a profile that looked very interesting:
DESCRIPTION: Married woman, slim 5'2" blue eyes, looking for lots of guys to give me a bukkake/gangbang. My husband to be present. I don't do CHAT or CAM or ONE to ONE so please only guys who can meet up with me get in touch.
THEY ARE LOOKING FOR: Looking for lots of guys to give me facial/Gangbang NOT into CHAT CAMS or ONE to ONE only get in touch if you can meet up Thanks. I'm having my LAST party Tuesday evening 4th May.
I sent an e-mail telling her I was interested and wondered if it was genuine or just some sort of scam, but sure enough I received a reply the next day and a few e-mails later I had confirmed my attendance and I received an invite to the party.
I must admit I had misgivings and wondered a few times if I really should go. What if I got stage fright in front of the other men there? Her husband was going to be filming it! What if I could not perform? Or, almost as bad, last just thirty seconds and blow my load nowhere near her? Also I am not particularly well endowed at just six inches. I have never had complaints; I like to think what I lack in size I make up for in hardness, staying power and inventiveness.
The clincher was an e-mail that Linda sent saying that at the previous party she had had hundreds of e-mails showing interest, thirty two confirmations and five attendees. After confirming that I would go, I could not back out. I have never been a quitter or let a woman down sexually and I did not intend to start then!
It still nearly went wrong. Unfortunately on the day of the party I had a late afternoon meeting with an important client and ended up having to catch a cab to the venue. The party was being held at a swingers club in Stratford, East London, called Funtime. Doors opened at 7:30 with the party starting at 8:00. Due to my meeting I did not arrive until 7:55, but luckily I was not the last to arrive.