I am perhaps the second most famous Eagles fan in all of Philadelphia—besides Birdman of course—I'm
the
Seasoned Slut!
Allow me to explain. I bleed Philadelphia Eagles green. Season ticket holder—50 yard line I might add—and after a year sabbatical, the Birds were a cinch to qualify for the playoff tournament. This season it came down to the last game, but I won't get ahead of myself.
My season tickets allow me to make friends and be surrounded by the same spirited devotees on a weekly basis. I've even gotten face time on the boob tube and jumbo screen thanks to my various states of dress—or undress! The Birds on the field aren't the only ones present when I'm in the stands; my hooters stuff into skimpy halter tops, braless mesh jerseys and pour myself into green hot pants and pleated little cheerleader skirts. Hair on my shoulders, I even wear matching little green ribbons.
The first six games proved the Eagles were out to win, but the games in between left something to be desired and by mid-season the team seemed all but eliminated. Unfortunately for us Eagles fans, we are used to this type of thing, but unlike most, I'm a fresh-faced little blonde with a sinister pearly smile, round greenish eyes and an eager little beaver. I was forced to find other ways to enjoy the game besides my thermos full of rum. I'd prefer a belly full of cum! The boozy made me feel floozy and as each game wore on, I found my blood boiling and my clit tingling. Oddly enough, when the Birds score, I can squirt; and when they suck I follow suite!
Quarter by quarter, game by game, I took good care of each and every one of my friendly neighboring fans, lifting my top behind the souvenir stand, tearing my shoe-string thong free and sucking lines of guys in the men's room dry, you know the deal. My favorite spot was a hot dog stand where the opening had little doors that acted as a shield from passersby, so it seemed natural to let an equally dedicated fan from the front row do so when he asked if he could suck my pompoms. My jersey kittens are plump and springy, and I was more than ready to give them some air.