The dilemma was ordinary, but the solution, inventive. Isadora, the lady of a provincial English estate, had recently concluded a fourth year of childless marriage to her husband Gareth, the lord, who was becoming rather desperate, a younger brother bearing down his neck, a mother clamoring for divorce from across the valley.
It didn't much matter that the inheritance dispute in question concerned little more than a border outpost, one of the four castles Gareth's kinsmen kept in their possession, or that Isadora's dowry was about as substantial as half a castle in and of itself, her with her literary name being from the better part of society.
It mattered even less that Gareth loved his wife with profundity and that all these calls for separation drove him into a state of anger and despair, or that he suspected (upon recollection of his wilder days spent in taverns and whorehouses without consequences) that he, not Isadora, was responsible for their lack of parental success. Still, the situation was grim. Something had to be done to silence the brother's usurpation murmurs and placate the harridan of the family. Everyone was running out of time; patience even less so.
And so one night, after an evening of lovemaking, curled up in silk and ermine, Gareth turned to his wife and said, with feigned casualness, "I am beginning to think it matters little, really, who the father is as long as my mother and brother see a round belly in the near future." He'd been thinking such a thought for quite some time and didn't know a better way to express it.
Astonished, Isadora replied, "I should think it matters very much!"
He brought her hand up to his mouth, well-kept brown beard tickling her fingers. "It matters less, my love, than losing you."
Warily, she asked, "What, exactly, are you thinking?"
He kissed her temple, her neck, brushed a swell of reddish-blonde hair from her shoulder, warming her somewhat against her will. "I am in possession of many fine men who I believe would provide my family with a strong and capable heir, men with whom I often entrust my very life. They are handsome fellows, well-built. Indeed, I've seen your own curiosity towards them, all within the restrictions of propriety of course -- no accusations, my love -- merely some favorable glances, kindly smiles on your part, as is your right as a woman of good breeding."
Isadora turned away, embarrassed. "I admit to nothing, and what you say to me strikes me as odd. If I am to assume correctly, you wish for your wife to make love to the men in your service? Does such a thing not strike you as humiliating?"
"No more humiliating than my lacking an heir." He sighed. "Matters are becoming quite dire with my brother and mother. My brother himself threatens a feud. Do you think I would even suggest such a thing were it not from a place of utter desperation?"
"Regardless," Isadora replied coldly, "I've never heard of such a solution. It reeks of scandal and shame. What on earth will happen when everyone finds out your son is a bastard? We shan't ever hear the end of it."
"The people most concerned with the matter will hopefully be dead by the time it becomes noticeable. All children look the same for many years."
"Your brother?"
"He's far too stupid to tell the difference. Indeed he wouldn't behave as he's behaving now were he a smart man. And besides, are you, Isadora, not a little curious about other men? You, who have only ever known my arms?"
"And those arms have satisfied me."
"It pleases me to hear."
"And aren't you, Gareth, worried that the arms of another might satisfy me more?"
He kissed her shoulder. "Why should I worry about men who do not love you as I love you? I, who love you to such an extent that I am willing to submit myself to cuckoldry and bastardry just to keep you here by my side?"
Isadora closed her eyes. "Must you say it like that?"
"I can't help but be frank. Besides, let me reassure you. I would assemble only the best from my ranks. I would make them take a blood oath in order to protect your honor, but also mine, the collateral being their own lives. We would lock ourselves away in a secure place. No pages, no squires, no servants. A guard at the staircase who will know nothing and will not allow anyone to come or leave. I shall be with you the whole time, lest you wish to stop."
Isadora said nothing, though her body had grown very tight. Gareth's lips wandered close to his wife's most sensitive place, where her ear met her jawline, and there he murmured, "Ah, Isadora, I can see the color swell in your face, your neck, you are thinking about it, aren't you? Pleasure will come as reward for your sacrifice. Indeed, all these men live to serve you, for you are still their lady, and they will be reminded of this ceaselessly. And in their service, they will be diligent and respectful, devoted as they have always been."