[It occurred to me that I never finished this part of the story. This is part two, but if you read it first, you will catch up on the characters. The places are all real, but the characters are fictional, and the timeline is a combination of errors and outright lies. The bits of this that actually happened are pretty thin.]
Kyle was about the shortest guy in our high school. When he transferred in, most of the guys ignored him, or made fun of him, but his sense of humor seemed to really endear him to all the girls. I first got to be friends with him because I was trying to get a date with Christy, who Kyle hung out with all the time.
It worked too. Within just a few months of treating Kyle better, Christy went on a first date with me, which went about as well as anything I could imagine. By the time we graduated, Christy had broken up with her "prom" boyfriend, and Christy and I were getting serious.
Kyle had started dating Susan, who was a goth girl that everyone had always assumed was a lesbian. A few people had made fun of them, but honestly they were a cute couple. Kyle was shorter than Susan, but not by much, and she was a very cute girl as long as you liked tattoos and/or black makeup.
Kyle and Susan would occasionally double-date with Christy and I, but it was usually just hanging out at the lake eating hot dogs. It was all my budget allowed for, and small towns in Georgia weren't exactly famous for night clubs.
The kids wit money didn't really have it much better, though. There was only one movie theater in our town, and only about three restaurants, so "dinner and a movie" wasn't much better than "hot dogs and beer in the park."
Kyle was the only one of us who had gotten a job right out of high school, and he would occasionally splurge on some Sweetwater IPA instead of the Bud Light we usually drink.
During the Summer, Susan showed up one day really excited that Dirty Rotten Imbeciles was coming to Atlanta [Note to D.R.I fans - Don't get your hopes up, this is fiction], which is close enough that we could do a road trip.
I am not a fan of metal or thrash or punk, or whatever it is that they play, but her enthusiasm was contagious, mostly because it was about the only thing we had ever seen her excited about. The concert was only a few days away, and we so we promised Susan that if she could get tickets, we would all go with her.
I have no idea how she did it, but by the next day, we had all agreed to drive to Atlanta in her mom's minivan, to go see a D.R.I. concert at the 'Tabernacle.'
The Tabernacle used to be a church, and has been turned into a bar and music venue. (No disrespect, but it seems like nearly everything in Atlanta used to be a church at some point.) Once we figured out where the place was, we pooled our money, and booked a motel room nearby.
The motel was basically so we could drink and not worry about driving. Because of our finances, though, we could only afford one room, in the cheapest motel we could find. Sharing a cheap motel seemed to bother Susan and Kyle, but Christy and I assured them it would be fine.
When we left, our parents must have thought we were insane. They each packed food for us so we could save our money, and they each crossed their fingers and hoped for the best. This was a few years ago, so we had zero cell phones. Christy's dad gave her one at the last minute (remember the Nokia 5110?), and made arrangements when to check in with him.
Considering how much weed we snuck in the minivan with us, it was amazing that we made it to the county line, much less Atlanta.
When I set up the road trip, I was secretly hoping that it would be my chance to finally have sex with Christy. We had only been dating a few weeks, and she had given me three or four blowjobs, as well as numerous hand-jobs, but so far no actual sex.
I had fingered Christy once or twice, and eaten her out once or twice. I had wanted more, but I hadn't pressured her.
We started out with Susan driving, mostly because it was her mom's car. Christy and I sat in the back, and once Susan had said she intended to drive the whole way, Christy and I shared a pot brownie that Susan had somehow managed to cook right under her mom's nose.
The brownie was fairly weak, but still had the desired effect on both of us. I started laughing at every joke regardless of whether I understood it, and Christy cuddled up to me and put her hand on my zipper.
Kyle had half a brownie, as well as a beer, and he started to relax too. Within a few minutes, he started making fun of Christy and me. "Are you guys going to fuck in the back seat?"
Christy giggled, "I haven't decided yet. Are you jealous?"
"Ew," Susan said, "You guys are going to have to dry clean those seats."
"I am a little jealous," Kyle mused. "I have seen Johnny's dick more than I have seen my own."
I laughed at the one, (but I was already a pretty easy audience). Susan laughed too, but didn't say anything. It was true that only a couple of weeks before, Kyle and Susan had caught Christy giving me a blowjob at the lake. The BJ had made a big impression on me, but had apparently left an impression on Kyle and Susan as well.
Christy decided to keep the sex talk going. "Well if you want to see it again, I can arrange it."
Kyle was starting to enjoy the banter. "Only if you put a towel down to protect those seats."
Susan seemed to be warming up to the idea. "If you guys fool around again, I am going to stop the van so we can watch."
I don't remember the whole conversation, so maybe I was more buzzed than I thought. But I really enjoyed cuddling with Christy in the back seat and talking about sex. I was getting a little horny from the conversation, the pot, and Christy's hand, but we had not actually done anything sexual.
We had all been laughing our asses off (at jokes that were old, and only somewhat funny). It went something like this:
Christy said: "Two people is a twosome. Three people is called a threesome. That is why people are always calling Johnny 'Mr. Handsome'."
Kyle: "I was sexually active at 12. Now it is 12:30, and my right hand is killing me."
Susan: "My mom has Mother's Day. Your dad has Father's Day. I heard that Johnny's favorite holiday is Palm Sunday."
Christy: "Yeah, when people said that Johnny was a yankee, they were talking about his hobby."
Kyle: How do you break a guy's dick in Georgia? You kick his sister in the mouth."
Me: "My favorite position is the 68. It means I owe you one."
Susan: "Did you hear about the cheerleader who chipped a tooth on the steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn."