After working half a day on a Saturday afternoon, I pull up to the house ready to spend some much needed time together with you, excited to have a kid free evening. I walk past your car parked in the driveway confirming you're still home then through the door to peaceful house. I walk up the stairs, greeted by Major at the top laying on the floor and then see the bedroom door slightly open, no music playing or bath water running and figure you must being rocking on the couch.
I step further to open the closed double door and find you aren't there with everything mostly in its place and straightened up aside from one of your outfits laying on the floor and thrown on the chair. As I make my way further into the room I notice the blinds all closed with the smell of cigarette smoke in the air which I instantly affirmed by seeing one of our ashtrays filled with several cigarette butts. The only thing left a mess was the bed in typical fashion as I begin to think you just went next door to see Kris or you were around somewhere.
It isn't until I take my work boots off and sit on the couch that I see something new, a video camera sitting on the tv stand with a cord connected to the back of both devices. A strange look quickly runs across my face, but I brush it off just thinking it to be odd. I lean forward and reach for the remote then hit the power button and I'm immediately taken back to an unexpected surprise.
On the screen I'm given the beautiful but confusing sight of you sitting on the edge of the bed in a black lacey outfit I had never see you wear, facing the camera and tv as three unknown naked men sit and lay behind you. You look brightly at me through the screen and speak only two sentences. "Hey baby I really hope you like my surprise, I have a couple work friends to help. I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as I'm about to."