When Paige got to Chad's house, he met her at the door. Taking the bag of toys from her hand and tossing it on the La-Z-Boy next to them, he picked her up in warm bear-hug and said, "The Cubs are in first place and you're here; all's right with the world!"
She gave him a smooch, wiggled out of his arms. and smiled up at him, "I love the hugs; would I have gotten one of those if the Cubs sucked?"
Chad squinched up his face, "Hmm...good question! My brain doesn't work that way though!"
She patted his cock through his shorts, "Good thing this works no matter if the Cubs win or lose! Otherwise you'd be useless!"
"Holy shit!" he played along, "Is that all I'm good for?"
"Well, let's see, how much is your take-home pay?"
Chad laughed and swept her up in his arms, went over to the sofa and dropped her on it! "I can change your light bulbs too ya know...without a ladder!"
She slapped him on the leg, and he flopped down next to her. "On another note, Tom was over at the house tonight. In fact, they shooed me out of there and told me not to come back for at least an hour and a half!"
Chad's eyes widened, "Wow! An hour and a half? That's more than a quickie, Babe!"
"I'm thinking they're in love!"
"Kinda like us, right?"
Paige's eyes softened, "Aww, so you love me, huh?"
"Yeah, And to tell you the truth, I love YOU more than the Cubs!"
"Chad! That's the nicest thing you ever said to me! I love YOU more than the Cubs too!"
He guffawed, "I wonder what would happen if they caught you naked in their locker room?"
"Hmm...now THAT'S an interesting thought! Maybe we should run an experiment; let's write them a letter!" And Chad slapped HER on the leg!
Paige giggled and climbed onto his lap, straddling him. She pressed in to him closely, and they kissed for a good three minutes. When that broke, she looked into his eyes, "I just want you to know I'll never get tired of that!"
"Me neither," he replied, "and check out what that did to me!"
She sat back a bit and felt his erection pressing into her crotch. "I guess we still got it, huh?"
"Shit! I don't think it will be possible to lose it!"
She kissed him again, "You're so romantic, want to see the toys?" and he burst out laughing!
Paige opened the bag and pulled them out one by one. The first one was the cock-shaped glass dildo with colorful spiral ridges, "This is really beautiful, isn't it?"
"Yes, very pretty. But it's almost like a toy for single women with no prospects."
"Oh you men," she smirked at him, "you just need to think outside the box more. Use your imagination!"
He chuckled, "I don't have time for an imagination!" And he got another slap on the thigh!
The next thing she pulled out was the seven inch vibrator with the rabbit ears. "I could see me using this once in a while; I wonder if it works in the shower?"
Chad picked up the box, "It says it's water-proof, not sure I believe that."
"You and I should try it someday. Maybe in our new shower?"
"Now THAT sounds like my kind of experiment!"
Paige tried to switch it on, and the toy came to life, "Hey...batteries were included!"
He looked at the box again, "This thing is rechargeable; you just plug it in. Wow, whoever bought you that didn't pinch pennies; these kind are fairly expensive!"
The third toy she pulled out was the silicone butt-plug. "This one isn't cheap either!" There was a small switch on the end and when Paige pushed it, the plug vibrated. "Oh my God! It looks like this one is rechargeable too!"
Chad chuckled again, "Now that one looks real functional! We can do a lot of simulations with that one!"
"Like what?"
"Babe, you're kind of a newbie at the anal thing; haven't you heard of a double-penetration before?"
"Oh my God!" she stared at him wide-eyed, "I guess I better get my imagination working some more!" When he chuckled at her she suddenly thought, "Hey Chad, we could use this on you as well!"
The smile disappeared from his face so fast, Paige burst out laughing. "We what?"
"I'd like to try that on you?"
"You're joking."
"No I'm not."
"Stop kidding around, Babe...what else you got in there?"
Paige shook her head and pulled out the double-ended dildo. "Marie and I used this one today; God, was it ever fun!"
Her husband was staring at it, "You and Marie had that in your pussies today? That must have looked off-the-chain hot!"
"I don't know how it looked, but the orgasms we had were definitely off-the-chain!"
"I want to watch you ladies with this one. Damn, maybe I DO have time for my imagination!" She reached into the bag and pulled out the last toy which was the strap-on. Chad took one look at it and started crowing, "Are you fucking kidding me? You've GOT to be double-fucking kidding me!"
The redhead was grinning so big, "What, you've never seen a strap-on before?"