Friday 30th September, 2050
Dearest Mommy,
I am sooooo sorry it has taken me so long to write. I have been so fucking busy -- or vice versa! The first two weeks of this term have been the fuckingest I have ever had in my life. In Cunts' classes we have been doing every variation of cock-in-cunt fucking I have ever heard of: mish, cowgirl, doggy, spoons, sideways, corkscrew, sitting, wheelbarrow, standing -- you name it! I never knew there were so many ways of just getting my pussy fucked! Cunts really puts us through the mill, though -- she won't accept anything sloppy or self-indulgent: everything we do has to has to "pleasure the audience", and "pleasure our partners". It's really hard work (no pun intended)!
My favourite fuck-partner among the boys is Bradley. I know I said he's got a small dick -- but he sure knows what to do with it! He's just a really conscientious fucker. The other day, we were all doing piledriver. Whilst the other boys with their big GM dicks were just showing off their cock-size and stretching their bitches' cunts wide so they could ogle their pink, Brad was really making sure he was pleasuring my G-spot all the time, so I just came again and again! At the end, the GM guys came loads of course, but wasted most of it on the floor, or on their girls' stomachs or whatever -- but Brad aimed his load perfectly, so it splattered right in the middle of my face, covering my nose and lips, with about half of it going straight into my mouth and onto my tongue so I could let it slowly dribble out down my chin. Cunts loved it -- she made all the others come and admire the result. "This is how to do a facial," she said, "with care and attention to detail!" Chad looked so fucking pissed off...
On the subject of facials, I really really really want an auto-dick! Never mind the fact that it goes from zero to a hundred in, like, one fucking second -- it also comes like nothing on earth! Cunts was teaching Joe how to do a creampie in Claire's cunt. She wanted him to do it closer to the entrance so the audience would be able to see his cum oozing out. He kept getting it wrong -- either too deep in so no one could see anything, or too far out, so it wasn't a creampie at all but just splattered her fuck-lips. Eventually Cunts got so frustrated she demonstrated herself. But oh my fucking God, that auto squirts out so much fucking cum! It was fucking pouring out of Claire's cunt. The rest of us girls all crowded round to eat it out. And you know what? Auto-cum tastes so fucking amazing -- just like normal man-cum, but sweeter and creamier, sort of like crème brûlée. You would love it, mom! Ask dad for an auto for Christmas so Hortense can fuck you with it when he's away!
Last weekend was the Freshers' Fuck -- it's like a big party where all the new students get to meet and fuck each other. I hadn't realised, but most of the students at RAF are actually on short courses, like Introduction to Deepthroat, or Squirting for Beginners. Apart from our NDF, there are other longer courses, like PGCF (Post-Graduate Certificate in Fucking), and of course degree courses in History of Fucking and things like that. And there are a few students -- like Andy and Anna, who work part-time as our receptionists -- who are working towards their FDs (Doctor of Fucking). Andy's dissertation is on
Ass-Fucking in the Twentieth Century
; he also lectures on the Anal Ab Initio short courses. I bet Daddy would love to meet him: they have so much in common! Anna's FD is on
Tits Through Time
-- and hers are huge, but completely natural, all soft and jiggly. Anyway, Andy cornered me at the beginning of the Freshers' Fuck: he'd been wanting to fuck me all week, but I've always been too busy. Anyway, he fucked my ass doggy while I licked Anna's nipples. It was weird, though: she kept writing notes about me as I sucked her tits, in her big curly pink hand-writing -- research for her dissertation, I think!
I've been trying to be friendly to Eva -- but she keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I dunno why. Maybe she's mad at me for fucking her brother -- but, for fuck's sake, he's the one who keeps messaging me, wanting to get together again "for coffee"! Coffee? Like, what the fuck is that for? I read up about it, and apparently in the twentieth century if a guy asked you home "for coffee", what he really wanted was a fuck -- but in those days he couldn't just say so; so you had to have coffee first, to give him a chance to feel you up. At least, that's what it is says in
A Brief History of Fucking.
Thing is, I've already fucked the guy -- so why's he now talking about coffee? I dunno what his problem is. Do you...?
So anyway, at the Freshers' Fuck, after Andy had come in my ass, I tried again to get to know Eva. So I said to her, could I eat her cunt? (I think that's pretty friendly, don't you?) But she sneered, "No thanks, I'm sure you'd prefer to get fucked in that
amazing
asshole of yours. Besides, there are a whole bunch of guys waiting to fuck my throat." What the fuck? I mean, she spends all her time getting throatfucked! I must admit she's really good at it: Chad can't get enough of her throat, maybe because she's the only girl he's met who can take his dick all the way down without throwing up. Every morning before class she sits in the Lab waiting for him. When he comes in, he just walks up to her, undoes his fly, and rams his dick right down her throat -- sweet, don't you think?
If Eva is becoming famous as the throat bitch, I think I'm in danger of being type-cast as the "amazing asshole". Even in Fart's the story's clearly got around, because when I'm doing FP the patients keep beckoning me over and whispering, "Hey, can I fuck your ass?" -- but I have to keep explaining that it's "against the hospital rules". Anyway, at the Freshers' Fuck there were all these guys lining up to bugger me -- which was so lovely of them, but seriously, how many dicks can a girl take at once?! So I did a gangbang, but after, like, the tenth guy had come in my ass, I was getting a bit bored. Ah, the price of fame!
You'll be so proud of me: guess what I did on Sunday? I went to church! Harriet is a keen church-goer, and London is her home, so she knows all the best places. She took me to a place called All Cunts Langham Place: it's not really your style -- very charismatic and evangelical -- but it was so amazing! Anyway, it was a special service for a girl's Baptism by Cum. First she gave her testimony, about how she used to be a prude and had wanted to limit the number of guys she'd fuck (to, like, just one a day -- can you imagine?!), but then the Horny Spirit came down on her (or was that "went down on her"? -- I can't remember) and she heard a voice telling her that she could pleasure God best by being a total slut. It was so moving to hear, it brought tears to my eyes. Then the minister laid his hands on her (tits), and then prayed and jerked off over her face (I think they call it "pray and spray"). Then she lay down on the altar, and all the elders of the church gathered around and gangbanged her. She was moaning and grinding her hips, and everyone around was fucking, and singing, and strumming their guitars, and getting "fucked in the Spirit". Harriet was smoking two cigarettes at once and, like, waving them in the air while I sucked her big tits. Then she started doing this weird thing -- I think they call it "fuck-speaking in tongues". It sounded a bit like: "fucka shlandaya cocka shandala cunta dabbala fucka mashiya fucka cunta shlabadaduya" and so on. It was amazing: I must take you there if you ever visit. I think I'll go again next week.
For the next two weeks the morning sessions are all about on-girl oral: sucking tits, eating cunt etc. I shouldn't have any trouble with that, after the upbringing you've given me! But after that we start Introduction to Blowjobs -- and I'm a bit nervous about that actually. I know you and Daddy have never really been into blowjobs like you are into anal -- but it does mean I feel a bit out of my depth (no pun intended!) when it comes to sucking cock. Oh, I'm fine with normal cock-sucking -- but you know I've never been good with anything down my throat. Some of the other girls are amazing throat-fuckers -- Claire and Eva especially -- I think I'm gonna find it a bit embarrassing. Well, hopefully Cunts will start us off nice and gentle.
It's Friday night. Andy and Anna have invited a whole bunch of us out for a fuck on the town -- I think they're wanting to take in some fuck-clubs in Soho. I'm sure they'll have a ball (literally!) -- but Claire and I decided to have a quiet night in to eat some cunt, and so I can help her with her fuck-talk.
Fucks and kisses,
Your wittle fuck-swut,
Al
~
Claire and Alison walked hand in hand, topless, across the park towards Fuckers' Hall, chatting about their day. The park was, as normal for this time of the evening, a hub for relaxed socialisation and sexualisation: Alison loved the atmosphere of London -- so different from the stuffiness of Cunthorpe. There was a military band performing in the bandstand, and a number of couples and small groups were fucking to the music. The band had just struck up a new tune -- clearly a novelty number, as they were doing actions and chanting along:
I knew a girl from Kansas City.
