The story so far:
It is 2050, and Alison is a student at the Royal Academy of Fucking in London. But she is losing faith in the "Enlightenment", the ideology of Pleasure it brings with it, and her own future as a "fucker". Her friend Eva's father, a black "Undesirable", has been brutally culled by the state, and Eva's brother Rob, who is in love with Alison, is in exile. Now, even worse, her best friend Claire has admitted that she is in love with her -- a deeply tasteless, even dangerous thing to say in post-Enlightenment Europe. It seems to Alison as if her life is falling apart.
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Alison trudged despondently homeward-bound up Tottenham Cunt Road. She was numb, bewildered, livid. "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!" she screamed. There was no reaction from any passers-by, for whom the word, in Enlightened Europe of the twenty-first century, was mere background noise. "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, CLAIRE?" Alison shouted into the middle-distance. "WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING..." -- she quietened her voice now, so as not to cause public offense -- "... 'love' me? What the fuck does that mean anyway? Claire, who says that '"love" is one huge pile of stinking horseshit' -- what the fuck are you playing at now? How do I deal with
two
people who fucking 'love' me -- WHEN I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS?" she screamed. "And, oh God, how can I ever tell Mommy and Daddy about this?!"
Indignant and traumatised, her presumptions shattered, her worldview in tatters, her best friendship apparently ruined, Alison marched across the park towards Fuckers' Hall, kicking at flower beds and snarling at passers-by. It was late Sunday afternoon, and all the usual social and sexual activity, in which she normally delighted so, was taking place all around her. "Fucking cunts," she cursed, glancing at a couple who were quietly ass-fucking on their picnic rug on the grass, "do they have to worry about 'love'? No! They're just fucking ass! And look --" she grumbled to herself, as she passed by a pretty young lady taking her girlfriend's fist in her pussy, "do you think that bitch 'loves' her? No, she's just fucking fisting her twat -- 'coz it's fucking hot! So why's everybody suddenly fucking 'falling in love'? It's one thing for that dickhead Rob to tell me he loves me... but now even Claire -- sexy, well brought-up Claire, mega-fuckslut Claire -- is 'in love' -- in love with me?! Jesus Christ, FUCKING SHIT-BRAIN!!!"
In the distance, a group of college students were playing a circle-fucking game on the grass, as they chanted noisily:
'Ickory, dickory, dock,
This bitch was sucking my cock.
The clock struck one,
So I fucked her cunn,
'Ickory, dickory, dock.
Alison was in no mood to watch. She averted her head, and trudged on.
'Ickory, dickory, dock,
This bitch was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two,
So I dumped my goo,
'Ickory, dickory, dock.
"How naΓ―ve!" Alison thought to herself, "Foolish, inexperienced... They think fucking will make them happy -- but they don't know what the real world is like. Wait till they have to deal with 'love'..."
'Ickory, dickory, dock,
This bitch was sucking my cock.
The clock struck three,
I needed a pee,
'Ickory, dickory, dock.
"'Ey!" Alison heard a voice calling from the direction of the circle game. She ignored it steadfastly: the last thing she wanted was to talk to anyone.
'Ickory, dickory, dock,
This bitch was sucking my cock.
The clock struck four,
So I fucked the whore,
'Ickory, dickory, dock.
"Alison! Alison Bates! Lick m' pussy!" She heard the footsteps of someone running after her.
"Oh shit," Alison thought to herself, as she turned to see who was calling. It was the ass-fucking silver-blonde she had met before, her bottom half naked, a trickle of lube leaking down her thigh, wearing a silver bikini top.
"Alison, remember me?" said the girl, with an enthusiastic grin on her face. "I'm Riley -- remember? I met you last week 'ere in the park. I wanna be a fucker, like you. I love the stuff you do: you're so fuckin' amazin'!"
Alison groaned. "Oh fuck, girl, will you fucking leave me alone?! I'm not in the mood, okay?"
Riley looked disappointed, but did not give up. "But... Can ya give me some advice? You're at the RAF, aren'tcha? 'Ow do I get in there? Can ya 'elp me?"
Alison's temper cracked. "Riley, let me tell you: being a fucker is shit! Everyone at the RAF is full of shit! Being a fucker makes people vindictive and dishonest! I was attacked by a fucker! My friend's dad was killed by a fucker! Fuckers are manipulative, murderous liars! And all the gaping asshole in the world won't protect you from all that shit! And, what's more, since starting at the RAF, two people have declared 'love' to me! Do you know what that does to a girl? It fucks you up! It's fucked me up! Now it's fucking my friends up! You're far safer, and you'll be far happier, as a fucking shop assistant, or a fucking warehouse stacker, or sitting behind a fucking till in Titsco's or Shitbury's! Don't make my mistake: it's not fucking worth it! It's... IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!!" Alison could stand it no longer: she broke down in tears and ran, howling, away across the park towards Fuckers' Hall, leaving Riley, half-naked and bewildered, standing alone, lube still tricking down her thigh.
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It was some hours before Claire returned to Fuckers' Hall. Alison was sitting at her desk, desperately trying to concentrate on