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Chapter 1
"Why, Amani, as I live and breathe!"
Oh God. This ho.
Ever since my Aunt Judy moved down to Georgia—from Maine, mind you—she'd adopted a thick Southern accent and the mannerisms of a 17
th
century Southern belle. As an African-American woman with kinky curls and skin reminiscent of the too-sweet tea she'd taken to drinking I didn't understand how she couldn't see the irony.
"Hi, Auntie Judy," I said to her cleavage as she absorbed my body into what I think was supposed to be a hug.
She held me at arm's length, running her eyes over my figure, from my silver peep-toe wedges to my tropical-patterned jumper. "Why don't you look healthy?"
Fat
. "You look good considering that whole broken engagement awfulness."
Why can't you keep a man?
"Your mama was just so devastated when she told me what happened."
Just grab the knife and kill all the women in the family. We've failed you. Not married. No kids. SINGLE.
Breezy smile in check, I gave my aunt no indication that her words had any affect on me. Bypassing what could have been an innocuous chat, I cut to the quick. "How's the new housekeeper? What is this, your third one in six months?"
You can't keep a housekeeper because your husband can't keep it in his pants
. "And how's Uncle Larry? He still bettin' on horses?"
Not only is your husband a gambler, but he's a lousy one.
"Isn't Kevin getting released from prison this year? That's so great."
Your son's a small-time drug dealer who's made nothing of his life and you're coming for me? Bitch, please.
Auntie Judy stuttered out some Maine-Georgia cross-accented words as I gently pried her fingers from my arms and walked away toward my parent's big farmhouse. It wasn't that I hated my aunt—I was middle of the road at best—but family reunions seem to bring out all the worst qualities in people: an overabundance of pride, envy, greed, and an absurd amount of gossip.
Sneaking onto the back patio, I managed to make it through the kitchen and into the dining room before someone forcibly stopped me. No small feat since I ran cross-country all throughout high school and my mother made me take ballet from the moment I could walk until I hit puberty and developed the famous Johnson family ass and rack.
"Amani!"
Every hackle I had raised as Dean—my crush for a hot second until I found out we were blood related—said my name in that deep voice, punctuated by the squeeze he gave my arm. I turned mid-stride and scowled. Just freaking glared because it isn't fair that he should look that good in this heat or have a voice like that when he was my
uncle
.
But damned if Dean didn't cool all my anger with that smile of his, full of teeth and dimples and genuine happiness. Dean was one hundred and ten percent the "oops" baby. Just a few years older than me, we'd grown up together and he'd always been the one to suggest something crazy. What were his parents going to do anyway? It wasn't that they didn't care about their son, but my grandparents had raised four kids and by the time they'd had Dean they were
done
. So he'd been able to get away with hell and more. And of course, I always got roped into at least half of his shenanigans.
"And where do you think you're going?" he asked, tugging me back toward the kitchen.
"Away from the vultures picking at my single, childless flesh."
He looked over his shoulder and rolled his eyes. "Always so dramatic, 'Mani."
"When you manifest a vagina and get thrown to the aunties then you can call me dramatic. Until then, shut up."
He barked out a laugh, shaking his head as he toted me into the kitchen.
Ten women turned their eyes on me as Dean announced, "Here she is ladies," in a voice that could have woken the dead. In the next instant, I felt like the thickest, Greek-yogurt layer of pity and relief settle over me. Pity because I was thirty-five—
gasp
—childless, unmarried, and without even the prospect of marriage, and relief because at least I wasn't any one of
their
daughters.
"Amani!" a cousin whose name I couldn't remember gushed, wrapping me in an elbow hug so as not to cover me in mayonnaise. The rest of the women lined up to do the same. Patting down my rounded hips and suggesting "cures for those curves," poking at my dreadlocks and murmuring, "I got a relaxer to fix that nap," and trying to yank down my top so I could "catch a man," like this wasn't a damn
family
reunion.
Thank God I wasn't insecure or anything. "I need a drink."
Skirting the group, I snatched a chilled bottle of wine from the refrigerator door, and turned down the entryway, spinning on my heels and climbing the stairs. I could hear Dean calling my name with just the bare minimum effort to suppress his laughter, "Wait, Amani. Come back!"
I opened the first door on my right, the guest room where I was currently staying, to find my mother completely
lit.
"Let me guess," my mama began in a slurred voice from her spot on the bed, a mug in her hand with her naked, manicured feet propped on my pillow. Shaking my head, I kicked the guest bedroom door shut with my foot, upset that the room didn't have a working lock. "The vultures pecked all the flesh from your bones."
"Damn near close." I spied the whiskey on the side-table and whistled softly. "Rough day?"
"'s not over yet."
I plopped down next to her, jarring her body and nearly making her spill the liquid in her cup. She glowered at me as I shrugged and twisted the cap off the wine bottle, thanking my lucky stars that my Auntie Cici—the one who provided libations for the event—was more bougie than classy so I didn't have to struggle for five minutes pressing a cork down into a bottle.
"What's got you up here, mama?" I asked around a swig.
"Your daddy."
It was the other curse of the Johnson family: all of the women, and at least a couple men, marry cheating bastards.