[This was my first story, which I posted a few years ago and which was deleted by a computer glitch last summer. A couple of people have asked that I repost it, so here it is.]
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"So what do you think of the neighbors?" I asked. My parents' neighbors, to be perfectly accurate. Molly and I were house-sitting while my parents were in Europe, and I'd just taken her over to meet the Levines. We'd had a nice chat and they'd invited us to dinner the next night.
"I like them," Molly said. "They seem a little flashy for this neighborhood, though, don't you think?" Molly grew up in Manhattan and has a low opinion of my suburb of origin. "You know - Zeke has that sexy Bruce Willis thing going, and Angie could be Melanie Griffith's naughty younger sister. I mean, I hope I look half that good when
I'm
forty. C'mon, though, if we're going over there tomorrow, you have to tell me - what's this big mystery you keep hinting around about?"
"I guess now is as good a time as any, but I'll need alcohol to do it," I said. "It's always embarrassing to have to remember what you were like as a teenager."
It was getting on toward the cocktail hour anyway, so we made some drinks, and I started telling her about that summer twelve years before, when the Levines moved in next door. It was right after my high school graduation, and even though Angie was ten years older than I was - a generation to an 18-year-old - I soon developed a serious case of the hots for her.
She liked to lounge out on their deck with her morning coffee and the paper, dressed in little running shorts and a thin tank top, braless. I'd watch her from my bedroom window, driven nuts by her nipples, which were perpetually erect under her filmy top. I'd create elaborate fantasies about how Zeke would be away on business, and I'd spot Angie being menaced by an intruder, so I'd rush over and beat the shit out of the guy, and she'd be so grateful she'd melt into my arms, and our clothes would fall away, and there would be the nipples, and . . .
"Poor baby," Molly said. "You must have jerked off a
lot
that summer, huh?"
"'Fraid so."
I told her about the parties the Levines started throwing every few weeks, and how my parents went to the first one but came home long before it ended, headed straight to their bedroom, and proceeded to have what I could tell was a pretty intense argument about something, though I couldn't hear what. They remained friendly enough with Angie and Zeke, but never went to another party.
I told her about the party a month or so later, when I was out in the yard a little after midnight having a cigarette and heard a noise coming from the Levines' garage. Their garage door faces our house and they hadn't closed it that night; their golden retriever was scratching at the inside door to be let in. As I watched, it opened, and there was Angie, the sex goddess of my fantasies, in red bikini panties and nothing else! I could hear music - some kind of smooth jazz - but none of the hubbub you'd expect from that many guests at that hour.
The door was only open for a moment, but the picture of how she looked that first time is still burned into my memory. Oh god, her breasts, for a start! By no means huge, but bigger than I'd imagined, with those thick, pink nipples standing right up. A slender waist, and slim hips, and, I could see as the door closed, a round, saucy little ass. Her hair was sort of messed up, the way it sometimes looked after she'd been jogging or playing tennis. I just stood there, blown away. And, though I hadn't noticed it happen, I was as hard as I'd ever been in my life.
"She was at the door in her underpants, and there were still guests there," Molly said.
"Uh huh."
"Stan Getz or something on the stereo, but no loud, drunken voices."
"Nope."
"I think I may have figured out the Levines' little secret."
"I'm sure you have," I said, "but that's because you're a mature, 29-year-old woman of the world. I was barely 18, so I wasn't sure
what
was going on. I mean, I knew Angie had been virtually naked with company in the house, and that there could really only be one plausible explanation, but it still didn't make sense. These were our next door neighbors; they were
nice
people. Nice people living next door didn't have
sex
parties."
"Nonetheless . . ."
"Yeah, well, there's more . . ."
I told her about the Saturday night at the end of August, just before I left for college, when I arrived home late from a movie and noticed a couple of unfamiliar cars in the Levines' driveway. I decided to stroll around and snoop a little before I went in.
I told her that when I got into our back yard, I could see what looked like two people making out on the Levines' deck, over in the shadows at the far end. I crept across, and peeked through the shrubbery that screened that end of the deck. There was just enough light to see that Zeke was in a chair facing away from me, and straddling him, bouncing up and down on him,
fucking
him, was Mrs. Danby from around the corner! Mrs. Danby, whose kids I'd baby-sat, and who always made sure there were cookies for me to take home afterward.
Her eyes were closed, and she was moaning. She had small, pointy breasts - a lot like Molly's, in fact - and they jiggled as she moved up and down on Zeke. I was so focused on the two of them that it was another minute before I realized that
Mr
. Danby was sitting completely bareassed a few feet beyond, watching them and stroking his penis.
I told Molly that just then Angie slipped out the sliding door onto the deck. She, too, was naked this time - no panties, no nothing - and where I'd expected a blond patch, she was hairless and smooth. She stepped up behind Mrs. Danby, caressed her shoulders for a moment, then reached down and began to stroke her breasts and pull gently on her nipples. "Oh god, yes, do it," Mrs. Danby moaned urgently, and she started to move faster. Angie, still fondling Mrs. Danby's breasts, leaned forward and stuck her tongue in her husband's mouth. He groaned and thrust harder into Mrs. Danby. "Oh baby, I'm coming," Mrs. Danby panted. "Yeah, now!" Zeke growled, as he spurted into her.