It was around 6:30 PM on the first day of April when Maria shut the door behind her, it locked with a resounding click, it was still raining hard when Maria left, as it had been doing all day long. A quick flash in the dark evening sky followed by a thunderous crash, like being in a bowling ally right next to the pins, only louder. April sure was coming in like a lion, she thought to herself.
Maria had forgotten her coat today and the constant pelting of the spring rain against the sidewalk mixed with the click, clicking of her heels on the pavement echoed in her ears as she walked quickly towards her car; there seemed no sign of the rain letting up. It started raining early that morning but Maria had hoped it would clear-up so that she could enjoy a nice evening; well at least she had remembered her umbrella, which was of course, in her car.
Maria hurried over to to her car, the rain whirling around her, the side of her car offered no real protection and she soon was soaking wet from the her head down, she fumbling with her keys, thus, she soon got thoroughly soaked; she quickly got into her car and feeling like something the cat dragged in, she sighed to herself with a bit of a shiver;
"Damn, I need a drink!"
Maria fumbled with her keys and put them into the ignition and turned the key. All she heard was a soft click and a soft faded whir from beneath the hood, she turned the key again, "click" was all she heard.
She looked around for what the problem might be and "Damn!" she thought when she saw that the headlights had been left on all day.
She quickly turned them off and tried again...nothing, just "click". Maria put her hands on the steering wheel and slowly lowered her head and sighed, her wet locks cascading over the wheel.
She rested a moment thinking, the rain was coming down hard blurring the view through the windshield and now the inside was starting to fog-up too.
"Well, no sense me just sitting here feeling sorry for myself," she thought, so she got out of the car and decided to walk to the nearest bar or restaurant, anyplace where she could get warm and perhaps have few drinks as well. Maria started to walk down the street for several blocks, the wind blowing, caught her umbrella several times, nearly ruining it.
It was nearly dark before she came to the closest bar, a seedy looking place, but at least it was dry and warm. She felt like something the cat dragged in, dripping wet and a bit self-conscious because of her appearance. Her dark skirt clung to her legs, her sheer white blouse hung against her skin.
"Damn, why didn't wear a bra today!" she thought as she could feel her nipples, erect from the cold rain sticking visibly out like sore thumbs against the wet material.
The eyes of the patrons quickly turned towards her as she walked slowly towards the bar and ordered a drink. She was too cold and wet to give a damn at that moment.
"What will it be Miss?" the bartender asked, while slowly drying a beer glass with a filthy looking rag.
"Can I have a blowjob please?" Maria asked.
The man seated at the bar stool next to her suddenly spit out his beer and coughed! "Whaaaat?!" spilling his beer all over the counter.
The bartender just laughed, along with a few other patrons. "You idiot, don't you know what a blowjob is?" he said to the man.
"Ah, well, sure! It's a well, oral sex, right?"
