For my twenty-first birthday, two of my closest sorority sisters took me out to celebrate. We went to a bar in a somewhat seedy part of town not far from campus, and there, I ordered my first ever "legal" drink. Sally and Jenny and I were getting rather tipsy when the conversation turned a bit raunchy. Jenny asked me if I'd ever been to an adult movie theater.
"Me? No, of course not." Her question caught me completely off guard.
"Oh, Kim, you don't know what you missing." Jenny said. "Danny took me once and it was really wild. Guys were sitting in the back rows and beating off and we even saw a girl give some old guy a blow job. It was such a turn on ... afterwards, I made Danny drive us out to the overlook and ... well ... we had some fun in the back seat."
"My gawd! You're kidding. Right?" I said, somewhat shocked since I had always considered Jenny a bit of a prude.
"How 'bout you, Sally? You ever been?" Jenny asked.
"Well no, but, Mitch and I did watch some of his dad's porno DVDs once -- Mitch said his dad had them stashed where he thought nobody would find them." Sally said. "But you're right Jenny, porn really is a turn on. Mitch I and did it on couch while we watched the movie. Mitch dared me to do everything the girl in the movie did ... it was sooooo hot! I loved it."
"Oh my gawd ... what all did you doooo?" I said, not sure if I was more surprised by Sally's confession, or by Jenny bringing up the subject in the first place.
"Well ... ahhhh ..." Sally stuttered.
"Come ooooon ... you have to tell us!" Jenny insisted.
"I let Mitch cum in my mouth. I never did that before, but I really liked it; I let him do it all the time now. And ..."
"Let's have it!" I said when Sally paused again.
"We did anal."
"Oh that's so hot!" Jenny said. "I never did that but I really think I'd like to try it ... but Danny just likes missionary."
All this talk about sex was starting to get to me; though the drinks were a contributing factor, I'm sure. I was the only one of the three of us currently without a boyfriend and as a result I hadn't been with a guy for months. True, I get off just about every day with my little vib, but it's just not the same. So as we sat there drinking and talking about blow jobs and anal sex, I was beginning to feel a little squishiness between my legs whenever I crossed them.
Then again, it might have been the frat guys sitting at the bar who were so obviously looking up my mini skirt every time I crossed my legs that was partially responsible for getting me hot and bothered. Though, I must confess, I crossed and re-crossed my legs frequently just to see their reactions ... guess I can be a tad naughty at times.
Jenny tipped back the last of her drink and said; "OK girls, here's what we're gonna do. There's an adult movie place three blocks from here. Sally, you and I are gonna give Kim a birthday present she'll never forget!"
"Oh yes!" Was Sally's immediate response and she chugged what remained of her drink, too. "Come on Kim ... finish your drink."
"Hey listen ... I don't think I ..."
"Nonsense!" Jenny said and grabbed my arm. I took a last gulp of my drink as Jenny pulled me out of my chair and then pushed me towards the door of the bar. I heard a couple of lewd remarks from the frat guys as we walked out and I was beginning to regret not staying at the bar. I am certain I would have gotten "lucky" had we stayed awhile longer.
As we headed in the direction of the porno house, I tried to argue that it wasn't safe given the part of town we were in, and I pointed out that the porn theater area was even sleazier. Sally pulled out a small can of mace that her dad had given her and said she could take care of anybody we might encounter along the way. Having run out of excuses I let my girlfriends drag me to the triple-X movies.
At the theater, we bought our tickets and headed into the lobby. There was a big black guy there collecting tickets and tearing off the stubs just like any normal Cineplex.
"ID, please" He said as he took our tickets.
"Huh?" I said.
"Ya gotta be 18 to t' get in, sister." So we each retrieved our driver's licenses from our purses.
"Satisfied?" Sally said with a smirk. The bouncer said nothing but gave Sally a look that seemed to say that if she opened her mouth again she'd be out on her ear in a flash.
"Come on." I said, and I pushed both my friends into what I noticed was a horrible and disgusting looking place.
"Geeeez, everything looks so ... so ... filthy!" Sally said, obviously having come to the same conclusion as me.
Sally turned back towards the bouncer and yelled. "Hey, where do we buy popcorn?"
The black guy just gave her the finger.