The New Year's Eve celebrations were well under way. We were all pretty close and pretty drunk. About an hour after the New Year came in there were only three of us still awake. Everyone else just about passed out or left.
Jamie, Tara and I seemed to have been barely hanging on as we sat on the couch channel flipping. Jamie was the host of the party, she was a petite chick with D cup breasts, small frame, with dyed red hair and blue eyes. Tara was pretty hot herself. She looked like a pin up model, with shoulder length dark hair, big D breasts, with a little extra padding at the waistline but with nice curves.
At 1am in the morning there wasn't much on TV. We just kept flipping channels until Jamie stopped at a channel with hardcore porn. The scene was two girls and a guy at a swimming pool outside. We were all kind of getting a chuckle watching what we were seeing.
"Look at that! Titty fucking" Tara pointed out laughingly.
"Two girls with fake titties" I pointed out to the girls barely containing my excitement.
"Have you ever fucked any titties?" Jamie asked?
"Once I suppose. I was with this girl one night and told her how I never tried it before and she let me try it on her" I said.
"Can't imagine it really doing anything" Jamie said.
"Well, it was a dry titty fuck, wasn't that good for me either" I told her.
"I had my titties fucked before" Tara said chiming in.
"What was it like?" Jamie asked.
"No big deal for me, but he liked it, shot his load all over them" said Tara.
"Oh my God I can't believe we're having this conversation" Jamie said.
"Keep drinking ladies!" I said sarcastically as I reached for an opened bottle of champagne pouring each of them a drink.
"Now that's hot!" Jamie said as the porno switched to the two girls sucking the dudes dick.
"Yeah Mike couldn't handle that" Tara said with a hint of sarcasm in her voice.
"Are you kidding? I got a super cock!" I said as I stood up beating my chest!
"You'd blow your load the second their mouths hit!" Jamie said.
"Ye of little faith!" I said with a exaggerated British accent.
"Dude, most guys can't last that long with one girl never mind two" Jamie replied.
"Not for nothing ladies, but most girls don't know how to suck cock!" I fired back.
"Well I have no complaints in that department" Tara said.
"Just because you have no complaints doesn't mean you're any good at it! Most guys won't come out and tell you that you're a lousy cocksucker!" I told her.