The dynamic foursome of Emily, Ellie, Debbie, and Steven has been riding high after consecutive major "victories", first painting that dive in Cantrall an especially deep shade of red, then there was the volleyball orgy sponsored by Steve's platonic love from two decades past, Suzanne.
That
event was anything
but
platonic this time around.
Ellie and Debbie have been overnighting more frequently at the Albertson house, especially now that school is on summer schedule and Ellie only has a couple of classes to teach. The stay-overs are happening often enough for Steve and Cyan to have shuffled things around in their closet and dresser for their lovers to have places to stash more than a day's change of clothes.
Jackson and Cyan certainly don't mind sort of "losing" their Steve and Em to the two ladies. For one thing, their compersion towards the four is yet more loving joy in the household. Then, of course, there is absolutely nothing wrong whatsoever with six in Steve and Cy's oversize bed, nearly every overnighter an opportunity for loving swaps among the six. Jackson is having his own fun, faking a pout when Steve's been getting special attention then having all four ladies pounce on him in response. It always gives Steve a good chuckle.
The polyamory has become deeply rooted.
Breakfast this morning consists mostly of the usual silly banter and teasing around the table. Debbie volunteered to prepare eggs and bacon this morning, donning an apron to defend her otherwise naked body against the grease spatters. Bacon does that. Everybody is enjoying the views of her very fine ass as she tends to the cooking, and giving her an appropriate amount of grief.
But not
too
much, as she's preparing their meals!
"You know better!" Steve chuckles in response to Deb's reaching for a bottle of sriracha, faking a revenge on his eggs for his wisecracks about her crack. She just grins back. The others are amused.
"You have a class today?" Cyan asks Ellie.
"Yeah. 1:15, remedial calculus." She rolls her eyes. "Mostly engineering majors."
"Oh. So you're in no big hurry this morning."
"Well I gotta be!" Debbie complains. "I'm on for lunch rush. Hafta be there by 11:00."
On the counter being charged, a phone rings.
"Shit!" Debbie complains, recognizing the ring tone. "That's Derek. That fuckin' idiot just won't take a hint!"
Derek is Deb's ex just before she hooked-up with Steve, Ellie and Emily in that magic moment of discovery a while back.
"Speaker?" Steve suggests.
"Perfect!" she laughs. "On three, everybody!"
She lays her phone on the table, "One... two...
three!"
and taps to answer. The chorus responds, "Good morning, Derek!"
"Dammit, Debbie," complains the voice from the other end. "This call was supposed to be between
me
and
you!
"
"'Dammit'
yourself
, Derek. How many times have I told you
you are not in the picture any more?
"
"But you're not in a real relationship!"
"Oh yes I am! And it doesn't matter! Is Jared still your roommate?"
"Yes. Is that a problem?"
Steve breaks in, "Yes it is, Derek. And you know why."
"
You
keep the fuck out of this, asshole!"
"Think again, prick. Leave her alone. You are done. Finis. Over with. Stop bothering her. You are one step away from a restraining order.
Kapish?
"
"Derek," Debbie takes it, "he's absolutely right. We were barely
a thing
, anyway. You know I'm not going to get near your ass, not after what happened at your apartment."
"We were just having fun!"
"
Well I was sure as shit not having fun!
That fucking roommate of yours
tried to rape me!
Twice
!
"
"But I thought you
liked
to screw!"
"On
my
terms,
motherfucker!
Jared's a fucking
Neanderthal
, and you sure as shit aren't that far behind!"
Jackson speaks up. "Derek, I think we're done here."
"That's right," in the background, the other ladies agreeing together.
"Who the fuck are
you?
"
"Jackson. One of Debbie's lovers."
"Alright, asshole, just how much of her
lover
are you?"
"Oh? You
really
want to go to the mat with this? Em? You kept score last night, right?"
Emily answers, "Sorta. Derek, let's talk. Jackson did her twice. I did her three times. Steve fucked her... Steve? Twice? Three times?"
Steve holds up four fingers.
"Okay," Em continues, "Steve confirms four. She and Ellie had a
great
69. Cyan?"
"I got my licks in, too!" Cy chuckles, "Uh huh. Yeah. So did
she
."
Debbie audibly chuckles.
Jackson takes it, "You getting the big picture now, dimwit?"
"So you idiots screw a lot. Big deal."
Debbie scolds, "And you get
none
, and you
always will!
Understand? Don't call me again. If you show up at work, I'll call the police, if Sandy doesn't beat me to it. Leave me alone. Blocking your number
now!
We're done."
Deb reaches to her phone to end the call.
Everybody exhales, "Wow," being the sentiment.
"Maybe not the time," Steve quietly poses to Debbie, "but why didn't you block his number before this? It's been three months, at least."
"Oh, trust me, that won't be the last time. He's bought burners just to harass me like this. I'm surprised he called me on his regular number this time. I thought I blocked it, but obviously not."
"Okay, sweetie. Tell you what. This afternoon I'll talk with our lawyer and have him advise where the line is between harassment and stalking. I don't think we're there yet with stalking. But you're right, if he shows-up at your restaurant or apartment, absolutely call the police, if only for putting it on the record."
"Stevie?" Ellie interrupts. "Hot tub? We all could use a good cuddle 'n' soak to break the tension."
"Good idea."
"What's burning?" Cyan wrinkles her nose.
"
Fuck!
" Debbie exclaims. "
Everything!
"
She quickly shuts off the griddle and the rest of the gang starts to chuckle and snicker.
"Looks like poached nudies for breakfast," Emily jokes.
"Oh, you're funny. Turn on the fan," Steve moans, rolling his eyes. "Need to clear the smoke."
Ellie chuckles, "Let's go! Stevie? You gonna get it hard for me?"