I was at O'Laskey's, my favorite watering hole. I'd spent the last couple hours in the pool room. I was doing okay with the bets I made with my friends, and I was doing better than okay at using pool lessons as an excuse to get my arms around attractive ladies. I coached one lady, Veronica, well enough that she won a bet against a guy who couldn't believe a woman could be better than any man. That game was nearly over when a familiar face showed up. It was Lacy, the wife of my best friend Clark.
"Can you show me how to do that, Ian?" she asked.
"Sure," I said. I proceeded to teach her everything I knew. (That isn't really a lot; I'm good at it, but my instinct is better than my understanding of either physics or anatomy.) I respectfully made as little contact as I could during the lesson, but she would have none of it. She ground her ass into my crotch after every shot.
After Lacy lost two games out of three to Veronica, she said, "That's all I can afford to lose."
"Need a ride?" I asked.
"Thought you'd never ask," she answered.
As soon as we left the room, I asked, "Where's Clark?"
"Poker night. Third time this week."
"Yeah, he did say something about that yesterday. I think he said this is the low-stakes group. I wouldn't worry about it."
"Who said I'm worried?" Lacy replied. "I just wanna see him a little more often."
By the time we got to her house, she'd told me the story how he'd started playing poker once a week with friends. Then he joined my fantasy football league, and then a second league, and by the time football season was over, he was playing poker three nights a week. We were inside when she told me, "Last week was the worst. He was watching a 40-point blow-out pre-season game. I stripped naked and stepped in front of the TV, and he told me to move so I could see what one of his players was doing."
"My best friend is an idiot," I told her. "I'd never pass up a chance to see that ass." After a moment, I said, "Oh, shit, I said that out loud, didn't I?"
Lacy smiled. "I don't mind. I'm glad
someone
still notices it."
"Oh, I notice, all right," I told her.
She leaned against the kitchen counter and pointed her ass against me. "Why don't you notice it some more, Ian?" she asked.
I put my hand on it and immediately felt warm, but not in a good way. "Um, I-I-I should go. Look, Clark's a good guy. don't something you'll regret."
"I know he is; that kinda pisses me off even more," Lacy said. "You're right, you should go."
The next night was the fantasy league with the game Lacy was talking about. We get together at a nearby Hooters. I casually asked Clark, "How's Lacy?"
"Great!" he said. "With the money I won at poker last week, I bought her the deluxe edition of the seventh season of that cop show she likes so much. I figure that oughta keep her busy when I'm busy with this or poker. Night before last, I won so much in my other fantasy league, I bought her this expensive, sheer nightgown that she's had her eye on. It's got diamond patterns on the shoulders, a diamond cut-out over the chest and a real diamond on the collar."
I wanted to give Clark every opportunity to give Lacy what she wanted. I thought the best way to do that was to go ahead and tell him, "I saw her at O'Laskey's last night."
"Good," he said. "She told me she was going out, and I told her to have a good time. Did she?"
"She seemed to. I was shooting pool in the back room, and I showed her how to make certain shots."
Clark seemed relieved. "So you're the friend who took her home, then. At least I know she was safe."
The waitress brought our wings. Everyone in our group stared at her tits except Clark. He was reading the print-outs for that week's players. The rest of the night we made our bids and bullshitted about other stuff. At the end, Clark asked me, "Hey, Ian, I'm barely gonna have time to go home between work and my Texas poker game tomorrow. Would you mind checking up on Lacy sometime?"
"Uh, sure, Clark, no problem." I felt uneasy, but I figured I could just call her on the phone and if she didn't answer, I'd drive around.
"I gotta leave by six-thirty, so if you could stop by an hour later, I'd really appreciate it. It's not that I don't trust her; I'll just feel better if I know she's safe." Way to twist that knife, Clark.
I don't know whether I was sincere or trying to be clever, but I asked him, "Why don't you give me her cell phone number just in case she's not home?" He did.
At seven, I sent Lacy a text. "Clark wanted me to see if you're okay."
"Come see for yourself," she said.
I got in my car and drove like a bat out of hell. I slowed down before I got to their house. Clark would know he'd asked me to stop by, but I didn't want a neighbor to tell him how eager I was. I calmly got out of my car and walked to the front door. She stood behind the door to open it. When I was in, she closed the door. She was naked except for a negligΓ©e that matched the description Clark had given me. "I guess you're okay, then," I said.
I tried to open the door, but Lacy closed it quickly. "No, I'm not," she insisted. "I have a sexy nightgown and no one to be sexy with." She turned around and wiggled her butt at me. "Are you going to turn this away?"
"Yes," I said flatly. Lacy turned around. "But not this." I kissed her square on the lips. She put my hands on her butt. "Oh, who am I kidding, I'm not passing that up either," I said. I ran my hands up her back under the negligΓ©e. I moved them to her sides and brought them down over her hips. She spread her legs involuntarily and moved back. I looked at her chest and kissed her through the diamond opening. "Or this."
Lacy turned around and said, "Come and get this ass, if you like it so much." She ran away from me. I knew I should have just texted Clark that she was fine, but I couldn't help myself. I followed her into her bedroom. She was on her bed on all fours. I got up behind her and started rubbing that ass the way I'd wanted to a couple nights before. I put my right hand between her cheeks and ran it down until I found her pussy. I kissed each cheek while I rubbed her lips. She reached underneath herself and separated them so I had a finger inside her. She turned around and lifted the nightgown over her head, placing it carefully on the ground.
"Are those for me, too?" I asked rhetorically.
Lacy pulled my face to her chest. "If you want 'em, they are." I sucked each of her luscious tits into my mouth while she unbuckled my belt. Just as I thought I might suffocate, she pushed back so she could unbutton and unzip my jeans. I wasn't going to expose anything without her approval, so I stayed there with my jeans pulled down to my knees. I pushed her onto her back, and we sucked face a little more. Lacy put her hands on my back and pressed my butt. "I want that ..." She lifted me up and let her tits fall back toward her chin. "... between these." I got up and took everything off except my socks. In the back of my mind, I figured if Clark showed up, every article of clothing I didn't have to put back on could mean the difference between life and death. Lacy stayed on her back and separated her tits. They're big but not porn-star big. I put my hard cock between them, and Lacy pushed them together. She kept rubbing my butt to keep me going back and forth. "Oh, fuck, oh, fuck," she said.
I thought I'd said, "Not yet," but maybe I imagined it. I know I was thinking that I didn't want to cross that particular line.