"Shonda, I have a huge favor to ask you."
My ears perked up with interest. Simone was my girl. You know, the one you planned mischief with since you were seven. The one who you giggled with as a teen and had so much dirt on you she could bury you in a heartbeat but you knew she would go to the grave with your deepest secrets. I couldn't understand why she was being so formal.
"Puh-lease girl, you know you just have to say what you want. None of this 'favor' bullshit. You need a kidney or something?" I took a gulp of my punch, rolling the ice cube around on my tongue to soothe the burn of the jalapeΓ±o from my burrito.
"No, nothing like that." Simone smiled to herself then dropped her eyes to examine her fresh manicure. Knowing her as I did, I could see her trying to plan phrases in her head.
I leaned forward into my seat, a little concerned now. I hadn't seen girlfriend this uncomfortable in ages. Not since back in the days when I was a wild child and people were giving her grief and telling her to cut ties with me. I wouldn't have blamed her either. When we were together it was the saint and the sinner, the lion lying down with the lamb. "People will think you're the same way," her church family had warned her. Yet, through it all, she'd had my back. And so, before she even spoke I silently promised I would do what she asked. Without question.
"I'm just... I'm thinking about my fortieth birthday next month..."
"Oooh, the big four-O. That's the new thirty you know."
She laughed, and that released some of her tension. She took a drink from her own punch. "Shonda, I know I don't have to tell you how much I love Kareem."
I swallowed the 'huh' of confusion that nearly popped out at the abrupt change in topic to Simone's husband of twenty years and father of her boisterous teens. "Of course not."
"I just... I need more," she blurted out. "I mean, he's a good lover and considerate and all that. And your advice has helped us to spice thing up over the years..."
I nodded in understanding. Kareem was the only guy Simone had ever been with.
Spurred by my encouraging nod she ran on: "I'm just so curious to experience some of those things you've told me about, you know, I've orgasmed but, not in the way you describe it β I just feel like there's so much I haven't experienced, and Kareem he tries but, I don't know that he can, that he can..."
"Fuck the shit out of you?" I helpfully supplied.
Simone did a quick check to make sure no one at the other tables had heard. Of course, no one had since there were few other patrons during the mid-afternoon lull. This is why we liked the spot so much β not only was the food great, it appealed to a more mature crowd and tended to be deserted during normal working hours. We could sit and gossip to our hearts content without worrying about nosy eavesdroppers.
"I mean, it's not just him," she said loyally. "I'm hardly a 'sexpert' like you. I could be doing the stuff you showed me wrong..."
I simply stared at her with my poker face, the subtle gesture being sufficient to convey my doubt. It was rather bold of me to do that given the fact that Simone didn't know I had firsthand experience of Kareem's poor fucking skills, but hell, no one had ever accused me of being a shrinking violet. I felt sorry for her, but I knew that no amount of coaching could salvage Kareem. Brother was simply too uptight to learn to master his equipment. Plus, I didn't think he'd be game for screwing me in front his wife β he'd be too scared that she'd find out we'd done it before.
Now, I know what you're thinking. How could I do this to my girl? Thing is, a few years back Kareem had gotten a big promotion and the extra cash he was bringing in went straight to his head like a fine wine. Instead of buying his wife well deserved trinkets and baubles, this fool was tripping out on new duds and a brand new three series BMW in fire engine red with a taupe leather interior. He was cruising up and down leering at any twenty-something year old who gave the car a second look, making a real spectacle of himself.
I was not at all surprised when he stepped to me. I was single and accessible, and my reputation was shady enough for him to think he could get away with it. I'm not ashamed to say I gave him what he wanted. I scratched the hell outa that itch so my girl would not have to deal with nasty-ass diseased 'hoes, jealous bitches out to steal her man, or stupid bitches β the kind that give you baby mama drama. Eventually, the novelty wore off and Kareem was satisfied to go back to his plain vanilla ways, with the occasional booty call.
"So," I said finally, "where do I come in?" I was trying to remember the number of this great male escort I knew. I didn't keep things like that on my phone where it could be found. Yes, Noel would take great care of her.
"I was thinking, you and Wade, I could do a threesome with you."
I sat stunned by this gut punch that Simone, my sister, had just landed on me. She wanted to do the dirty with my husband? That bitch, that motherfucking bitch! All I could think was, how dare you. How dare she? Really, trying to ride Wade's β my β sweet dick. Hell naw! It had literally taken us a decade to get our shit together and get married, and I swore to him on our wedding night β and her the next morning β that I would wrap my hands around the neck of the next bitch I caught fucking him. That was only three years ago. How could she forget so soon? "Ummm," I stuttered.
"Shonda... I know it's a lot to ask you, but I'm at the end of my rope. After twenty years, there's not much to look forward to. In fact, I've gotten to the point where I prefer a vibrator-"
"Mmmm." I should be more sympathetic I thought. But I wasn't trying to hear her.
"Look, I don't want to go through all this and not enjoy it. I'm asking because you're always going on about how good he is, how he can make your toes curl every time, and I want someone who will get it right the first time. I need this to be a one night thing."
"Ummm." Simone had a point. Wade could throw it down and sister was really missing out. I could feel myself softening, relenting. It was just one night and I guess I owed her this experience. I mean Kareem had it coming. Kareem β oh fuck. It is so true what they say about that heffer called Karma. What a bitch!
"I just, I need to know what's out there."
"Ok," I sighed. Besides, Wade wasn't going to give up my sweet pussy for hers. All those years we'd been off and on, with him fucking women left and right, yet he always came back.
"Ok?" Simone had a strange smile on her face, a sort of grimace really. She couldn't believe I'd agreed! Why the hell had she asked?
"Yes, ok!" I reaffirmed. "I will let you screw my man." I smiled and reached across the table to grasp her hands, realizing that my reaction had probably scared her a little. "Don't worry boo, we'll take care of you for your birthday."
*************
"Please?" I'd toyed with a few ideas of how to put this request to Wade. We'd both done our share of freaky shit in our time, including previous mΓ©nages with other people, but this would be the first time we'd be inviting someone else into our bed. In the end I just came straight out with it.
"I don't know. Sounds like trouble. I don't want to come between you two."
"I'm a big girl, I can deal."
"Now Shonda," Wade said, backing away from me in our tiny kitchen until he bumped against the fridge. I narrowed my eyes as he raised his hand to rub the back of his neck. "You know you a jealous bitch β crazy jealous-" I turned back around and gave the stir-frying veggies a jiggle in the frying pan.
"Aight. How do I know it's not a trick?" he continued after a moment.
"Fool. I'm gonna lose my husband, and my best friend, all at once?" I said. "I would miss her too much."
Wade laughed and eased his fine body back over towards me, until he stood right behind me. His presence was so close that even though he wasn't touching me I could already feel his firm thigh muscles against my ass, his taut abdomen on my back. My pulse had already begun to quicken. He leaned next to me, putting an arm on the counter. "Look at me." I turned and looked into his soft brown eyes. "Are you sure you want this, are you sure you can handle it?"
"Are you sure you can handle seeing me with a woman?" I said, pressing my body against him.
Instantly, I felt a hardening against my belly. The snake was stirring. He knew what I wanted but pushed me away, determined to preserve the significance of the moment. "I β ahem β can dig that. But seriously, if I do this I need to know you won't hold it against me."