"Stop it!" Maddy exclaimed as she swatted at my hand, which was copping a feel as I turned the corner in the car, while she was putting the finishing touches on her doll mask makeup that was so popular among her friends. I promptly ignored her and resumed squeezing her left tit.
"I can't help it. You are too beautiful, my dear. Especially when dressed to the nines for a night out on the town." My eyes raked over Maddy, her luscious body, that 35C-26-35 package of delight trying to drive me mad with the curves and shapes it induced in the red knit dress she had spray painted on. I could see the dark outlines of what I guessed was the lingerie I had just bought for her last weekend, feel it's lace underneath my fingertips. Her perfect legs, covered in dark hose, led to her perfect ass. I had to force myself to drive, but I glanced at her as much as I could. It couldn't be five years yet could it? Married, in near bliss, for all that time. If most of us could only be so lucky.
"Tom and Carol said this is a great place, a once in a lifetime experience. They promised to meet us here at nine." Maddy drawled as she applied her makeup. How can you improve perfection? I didn't know, but somehow she always managed to do so. How could I, or anyone, resist her charms? Tom had managed to, which drove Maddy nuts. Carol was no dog, a radiant beauty of a blonde, who was warm and willing with anyone, Maddy had confided to me years ago. Tom seemed untouchable. As for anyone who didn't at least try to make a pass at Maddy, I worried if Carol would soon be shocked to find out he was gay.
"It's the Dog's Breath Club, down on Fourth, down by the wharf. Do you remember the directions to get there dear?" Maddy taunted.
"It's not a good part of town. I'd better remember, or we are in real serious fucking trouble dear. Not the kind of danger you can just flirt your way out of either. Serious people who want serious stuff." I somberly intoned.
"Haven't met a man yet I couldn't wrap around my little finger. Had a whole football team like that my senior year." Maddy boasted.
"Yes, my love, but is that where you perfected your love-making skills? Is that where you learned to give those miraculous patented blow jobs?" I taunted.
"I'll never tell. My lips are sealed. With cum!" Maddy laughed. We parked in the parking structure, and went out the door into the back alley. Row after row of large motorcycles, some new, some barely able to ride down the road, lined the alley on both sides like rows of metal teeth. We could hear the blare of hard rock music from the open door under the sign "Dog's Breath Club". The rectangle of light splashed into the dark alley, like it would guide lost souls to safety. We heard the roar of a cycle in the alley, and hurried inside. 8:30 PM. We could handle anything for a half an hour, couldn't we?
A bike roared up right behind us, so Maddy and I went further and much faster into the club than we should have. The light was so bright, having come from the alley. We slammed into some people at the bar. A woman was knocked down, while Maddy ended up plastered on the side of a huge man the size of the side of a mountain. The woman knocked to the floor like a bowling pin shouted "Hey! Have some respect dammit!"
The mountain man turned, picking up Maddy in his big hands like a china doll, then placing Maddy on his barstool and glowering down at me. "Are you the idiot that disrespected my lady Liz?" he bellowed. I got the full impact of him then. 6'7", 290, arms like tree trunks with tattoos all over them, leather vest, no shirt, hairy chest, legs as thick as my torso.
"Yes, I am. I meant no disrespect. It was an accident." I pleaded.
"Well then, why is she still sprawled on the floor? Don't you have enough courtesy to offer a lady your arm, idiot?" he glowered.
"Sorry." I helped Liz up, and she smiled, with her rotting brown teeth, oversize glasses, droopy bra less tits in a dirty T shirt. Her slight frame, 4'11", 33b-22-34 and thin limbs wrapped around me. Her miniskirt had been spread on the floor to reveal a nearly hairless beaver.
"He's not too bad, for a Citizen, Tiny." Liz said.
"Well he damn straight better treat you right, Liz." Tiny glowered.
"We're just here looking for some friends we're supposed to meet here." Maddy interjected.
"Well now, little lady, I could be your friend." Tiny said gently.
"Why certainly you could!" Madison said brightly, full flirt engaged.
"And I know how to show a lady a good time, too." bragged Tiny.
"I'm sure you do. And all these people are your friends?" asked Maddy.
"Oh yes, and they can be yours too, if you're good to them." said Tiny.