Arranging a special treat for my husband's birthday was surprisingly easy. I'd always known he liked my friend, Diane. What surprised me was how easily Diane agreed to it. It shouldn't have. My husband, Conner, is extremely fanciful, and Diane had been single for almost a year and, in her own words, was "constantly gagging for a good shag."
The subject came up when we were having one of those late-night, wine-inspired, girly chats. Conner was away with work, and I was at her place. I was more than a little tipsy when I blurted out my suspicion that Conner would like to get inside her pants. Diane laughed as she replied, "He is only human after all." "Mind you, he'd have a job on his hands."
"Why's that?" I asked.
"Because I don't wear any, silly, that's why."
In our less-than-sober state, it was hilariously funny, and we spent the next few minutes in fits of giggling.
"So," I asked when I'd recovered a bit, "would you really shag your friend's husband?"
Diane pretended to think for a moment. "My friend's husband, no." "Yours however, given the chance, I'd screw his brains out."
Diane laughed, and I threw a cushion at her. The conversation moved on to another topic. All in all, it was a good night. We stayed up late, talking and drinking into the wee hours, then went to bed.
And for a while, that was that. Then one evening, after Diane had called, Conner commented on how good she'd looked. That started me thinking about the conversation we'd had. How would I feel if I knew Conner had fucked Diane? How would I feel if I were to watch Conner fuck Diane? Diane and I were closer than sisters. We shared almost everything, but sharing Conner? Surely not. And yet, perversely, the more I thought about my best friend having it off with my husband, the more turned on I became. Soon it was my most frequent fantasy--me watching quietly as Diane and Conner fucked each other's brains out. An idea began to form.
It took several weeks before I found the nerve to broach the idea with Diane. It was a Saturday. We'd agreed to meet up in town for lunch. We chatted easily for a while. Trying to sound as offhand as possible, I finally asked, "You know, when you said that given the chance you'd screw Conner's brains out, did you really mean it?"
Diane looked a little puzzled, then laughed. "Yeah, I remember." That time at my place "Look Emma, don't worry, I was pissed; we both were."
"I'm not worried," I replied. "I'm just curious."
"Well, OK, Conner's a good-looking guy, and I reckon that to keep you happy this long, he must be pretty hot in the sack, so yeah, given the chance, I would." "But so long as he's with you, I'm never going to get the chance, am I?"
"What if I said yes?" "What if I wanted you to?"
"Listen to yourself, Diane; you're crazy."
"No," I replied, "I'm serious." What if I said I wanted you to? I know Conner fancies you, and you've as much as admitted you like him. "And no, I'm not jealous."
"But.."
I cut her off again. "Supposing it could be arranged in such a way that he didn't know?" "I'vegot an idea as to how it could be done."
"You really are serious, aren't you?"
"Yes, I am," I replied. "Listen..." And with that, I outlined my plan. By the end, Diane was as excited about it as I was.
Since Conner's birthday was coming up, that was the obvious date for what we had in mind. As it turned out, he was going to be away for a few days just before the day itself, but he would be home that evening, and that was what mattered.