Ah, college life. It's the greatest thing in the world, if you're lucky. Who am I? Justin Rodham. Bisexual African-American College Man Extraordinaire. A student at Magister College. It's a small private college located somewhere in New England. It was founded in 1987 by James Magister, a retired businessman and philanthropist. He intended Magister College to become one of the best schools in the region, and the gentleman in question spared no expense. He was a true visionary. It's a damn shame he passed away before seeing his dream come true. I do think he would have been proud. Magister College is currently ranked among the best colleges and universities in the nation.
Magister College has five thousand students, and the student body is divided evenly between males and females. That's a good thing in an age where a lot more women than men are attending college. I say that's because colleges don't value male students or encourage them anymore. Blame it on political correctness gone amok. Whatever the case, that's other schools problem, not ours. I mean, Magister College is truly progressive. Most colleges have a Women's Center. Well, around here, we have a Men's Center as well. A place where male students can go to receive help and support. Female students have their Women's Center. We can all be happy as clowns. There are many groups on campus. Seven Fraternities, seven Sororities and various other student-centric organizations such as the Brotherhood of Colored Men, the Minority Student Union, the Gay Straight Alliance, the Latin Student Union, the Jewish Studies Center, the Irish Alliance, and so on. Yeah, we're big on diversity these days.
Myself, I'm a tall, good-looking young black man and while I love the campus, I'm not big on joining campus activities. I do love the sports teams, though. We have some really good sports teams. The Magister College Department of Athletics currently offers Men's Intercollegiate Archery, Badminton, Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Cross Country, Fencing, Football, Golf, Gymnastics, Ice Hockey, Lacrosse, Rugby, Sailing, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis, Track, Volleyball, Water Polo and Wrestling. All of our sports compete in the National Collegiate Athletic Association's Division III. That means our athletes don't receive scholarships but play sports because they love them. That's the way it should be, if you ask me. They also offer Women's Intercollegiate Archery, Badminton, Basketball, Bowling, Cross Country, Fencing, Golf, Gymnastics, Ice Hockey, Lacrosse, Field Hockey, Rugby, Softball, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis, Track, Volleyball, Water Polo and Wrestling. The school also has Club sports in Men's Cycling, Boxing and Sumo Wrestling. Women's Club sports are Cycling, Boxing and Ultimate Frisbee. The Equestrian team is coed, with five male and eight female members. Yeah, athletics are really important at Magister College. They're a main source of entertainment for the small town near which the school is located. Dudley, Massachusetts is a small town in the middle of nowhere. Aside from the college, there's really nothing there.
I still find ways to keep myself entertained, though. For this, I have my buddy Crystal Jean Bernard. She's a tall, pretty-faced, large-breasted, thick-bodied, wide-hipped and big-bottomed white chick I'm friends with. Man, she's always at my dorm and we do all kinds of freaky stuff together. I like big women, and they like me. I've never been into skinny chicks. Crystal and I met at the campus library. I was trying to find a calculus book to borrow. My academic scholarship covers tuition and books, but sometimes it comes up short. Tuition at Magister College costs four hundred and forty dollars per class. I take five classes per semester. I wanted to get my Criminal Justice Degree and then head to the State Police Academy. My father, James Rodham is an officer with the State Police force and he's told me countless times that cops with college degrees make more money than street grunts. That's the only reason why I bothered with college ion the first place. Sometimes, the books cost almost a hundred bucks each. It's easier to find used ones at the campus library or buy them off students. Trust me.