It's always a good thing to take a vacation. I ought to know, I take many of them every year. My name is Ramon Stefan Costa and I'm the Vice President of Special Projects at Costa Enterprises, a multi-billion-dollar, high-tech gadget manufacturing company. We have branches in Los Angeles, Boston, New York, Las Vegas and San Francisco. And we're quickly expanding, with many international branches in Great Britain, France and Italy. As Vice President of Special Projects, I travel a lot and inspect the various branches of the company. On a private jet. It's the sweetest job in the world. I basically make nine hundred and eighty thousand dollars a year after taxes for doing basically nothing. It's good to be the man! I bet you wish you had a job like this. It allows me to travel around the country, inspecting the various facilities of Costa Enterprises, which is run by my older brother James Costa Jr. He's a dick who never gets to have any fun because he's way too uptight. Well, I have enough fun for the both of us.
Today, I'm in Boston. Most specifically, Dorchester. Ah, this town sure brings back memories. I grew up in Boston. I attended Boston Military Academy, an all-male private high school. Man, those days were fun. Boston Military Academy is located right outside Boston, in the small town of Milton. It has eighteen hundred students, young men from all walks of life. I was one of the few young black men at the Academy. As a six-foot-three, 250-pound stud, I was practically drafted into the varsity football and wrestling teams. The school offers rigorous military training along with fast-paced academia in an effort both to educate and build character. I liked the school because it had the best damn athletic program in North America. No other high school or college even came close. Yeah, they treated us like kings at Boston Military Academy.
Boston Military Academy's Department of Athletics offered Men's Interscholastic Baseball, Basketball, Cross Country, Fencing, Football, Wrestling, Soccer, Ice Hockey, Rowing, Powerlifting, Crew, Track, Volleyball, Swimming, Water Polo, Gymnastics, Lacrosse, Rifle, Pistol, Bowling, Golf, Tennis, Squash, Rowing, Badminton and Equestrian. We competed against both public and private schools around the nation in Division One High School Athletics. Our school had an intense rivarly with the ancient Jesuit school, Boston College High School. It's funny because most students who graduated from Boston Military Academy and Boston College High School ended up attending Boston College. How about that?
Following my graduation from Boston Military Academy, I enrolled at Boston College. My brother James Costa was a senior at Harvard University at the time. Our father, Leroy Lancaster Costa was grooming him to become president of the family business. And surely enough, James eventually became the CEO of the company. He makes a lot more than I do but he gets all the stress while I get all of the fun. I had some time to kill so I flew in from our headquarters in downtown New York City to Boston. I wanted to indulge myself. Ever since I was younger, I've been fascinated by the hood. The lifestyle of gangsters, thugs and big-booty ghetto bitches. A lot of rich black folks turn their noses up at this seedy side of black existence. Not me. I'm fascinated by the gangsters and the bitches. So much that I regularly come to the hood for some wicked fun.
As I walked around, dressed in casual yet stylish gear, I took a look at the hood. There were black men and black women walking around, carrying about their business. That's Dorchester for you. The most dangerous town in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. It's always in the news. Simply because it's home to the most violent men and violent women in the world. Dorchester is worse than the infamous Middle-Eastern city of Baghdad. It's more dangerous than Jerusalem after dark. And hotter than the Sahara Desert in the summer sun. does that sound like some place you'd like to visit? If you're a normal, sane person who's got better things to do, you'll probably say no. If you're a cheerful sort of psychopath who craves thrills, what's your answer? A resounding yes! So, I decided to mingle with the locals. I'm an adventurous man and I need to see what kind of trouble I can get into.