Meet Pastor Joseph Kwame, a six-foot-tall and dark-skinned, ruggedly handsome African gentleman living in the City of Accra, Ghana. As the Head Pastor of the Sacred Light Church of Metropolitan Accra, the man wears a lot of hats. The good Pastor believes in being a guiding light and a soothing presence in the lives of his church congregants. Nothing wrong with that. In West Africa, the church has a powerful presence in the lives of the locals. Pastor Joseph Kwame has some unorthodox methods when it comes to helping his church congregants, but he does get results...
"Max, you did right to come to me," Pastor Joseph Kwame said, speaking to Max Owusu, a tall, slender, dark-skinned young man who had been attending the Sacred Light Church of Metropolitan Accra for a very long time. Max Owusu recently married a six-foot-tall, beautiful, dark-skinned, big-bottomed, curvy and sexy African woman named Esther Amponsah and the couple has been having certain marital problems. One day, Esther caught her hubby Max looking at male/male sex videos on their computer and threatened to divorce him. Max became miserable and forlorn as a result. What's a brother to do?
"I love my wife Esther and I enjoy sex with her, but sometimes I have unclean thoughts about other men," Max Owusu said, and Pastor Joseph Kwame nodded understandingly. The Pastor's next step was to have a meeting with both Max and Esther, and during this meeting, he allowed the couple to vent and express their feelings. In couples counseling, something which Pastor Joseph Kwame excels at, it's important to air things out before re-establishing the peace. Things work better that way.
"Pastor, I love my husband Max but knowing he has bisexual tendencies is distressing for me, I hear about gay men and bisexual men taking risks out there and catching diseases," Esther said angrily. Pastor Joseph Kwame nodded gently after Esther expressed herself while her husband Max lowered his head in shame. In black communities around the world, male bisexuality is seen as a problem. The same black women who are so quick to befriend obvious, effeminate gay black males tend to lose their minds when they find out that their masculine husbands and boyfriends are bisexual. Such a sad state of the affairs...
"Esther, Max was honest with you, and he is here because he loves you and wants to work things out, his bisexuality is not the issue, if you are open minded, the two of you can have a healthy sex life and a wonderful relationship," Pastor Joseph Kwame said firmly. Esther looked at the Pastor, who smiled and nodded while Max suddenly looked up. Pastor Joseph Kwame looked at Max and Esther the way a snake looks at a pair of doves that have somehow wandered into its lair. Time for the Preacher man to do his thing...
"I will do anything to keep my wife Esther happy and avoid becoming one of those bisexual guys who cheat and catch diseases," Max said firmly. Esther smiled faintly at Max and squeezed his hand. Pastor Joseph Kwame smiled at the young Ghanaian couple. If it wasn't obvious before, then pay heed, folks. The good Pastor is a bisexual man and he is quite fond of couples counseling because he likes to fuck couples. Straight men want to fuck the wife but ignore the husband because they are afraid of dick. Gay men want to fuck the husband but ignore the wife because they are allergic to pussy. Bisexual men can fuck anything under the sun because they're not afraid of anyone or anything. Let the games begin...
