My name is James Roy. Friends call me J. R. Who am I? A five-foot-nine, stocky and kind of hairy biracial guy with short hair, light brown skin and pale brown eyes. I work as an accountant with Atkinson & Rhodes in the city of Brockton, Massachusetts. Got my degree from Suffolk University sixteen years ago. I'm forty two years old, dreadfully single and slightly overweight. Yeah, I'm not what many would consider one of the city's most eligible bachelors. Add to that the fact that I'm always getting a crush on sexy Black women who never return my affections and you will see why my love life has gone to hell. I've never been attracted to White women, only Black women. For a Jewish dude in the City of Champions, that's going to complicate things.
I've always been open-minded. Back at Brockton Community High School in the late 1980s, I liked many of the African-American and Hispanic young women in my classes. Unfortunately, they never returned my affections. I never liked the Jewish broads my White mother, Elsa, kept trying to fix me up with. A lot of Jews don't like the idea of marrying outside of the faith but personally I don't give a fuck. My family isn't that orthodox about our religion. I don't even bother going to Temple anymore. Hell, I'm uncut. Yeah, a few Jewish guys are uncut these days. Some of the Jewish families have become lax about that practice. My father Simon is a Black man and he told my mother there was no way in hell he'd let her alter my body in the name of her religion. I'm glad my dad didn't let my mother and her cronies alter my body. Being uncut is awesome. I tend to bring that fact a lot around my fellow Jews, and that didn't make me many friends in the Jewish community.
I absolutely hate my life these days. It seems that I woke up one day and found out I didn't have any friends. The only friend I have is this sexy White woman at the office. Her name is Jacqueline Stone and she's our chief legal counsel. I didn't ask her out, though. Contrarily to what most people think, more White women are racist than White guys. Also, she was hot and I was average. I couldn't stand any more rejection. I was married once. My previous wife was Isabel Menendez, a tall and sexy Mexican temptress I met while vacationing in North Texas. We were together for three years. Then she ditched me for some Hispanic stud named Jose Suarez who rode a motorcycle and had tattoos. Yeah, isn't love grand? What can I say? I sure know how to pick them. Just my luck, folks.
After this grand misadventure, I wasn't eager to walk down the aisle one more time. That was nineteen years ago, folks. Last I heard, Isabel had split with Jose and married some rich German guy. They had a son and two daughters together. My ex-wife had it all. Money. Love. Family. All I got was a heartache. Thankfully, I didn't have to pay her any alimony since she and her new hubby were loaded. Thank heaven for small favors. I know some guys who live in studio apartments while their exes live in mansions and they still have to pay alimony to these lazy bitches.