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Brotherly Love
"Hey, it's me, how ya doin'?"
"OK. How's you, big bro?"
"Only OK? What can I do to help?"
"Oh, nothing. Just a bit off today."
"Tell your big bro all about it. Never know, maybe I can make it all better."
It was typical of Mark to assume that he had the right to know everything about his younger brother's life. This had always been the way. He was only four years older, but since their parents divorced, over twenty years earlier, he had taken on the role of their father. He wasn't very good at it, but he had decided the mantle was his to wear, and he would portray himself in this role to everyone.
Liam was sick of it, to be honest. He loved his older brother, of course, but being spoken to in such a patronising manner over all these years was irritating.
The truth was, Mark had everything. He had the job he wanted, the house he wanted, the income he wanted. Not that Liam wanted those things. He would never have chosen Mark's job, house or lifestyle (the income, maybe), but he was doing ok.
The one thing Mark had that Liam really wanted was his wife. Not that there was anything wrong with Liam's wife. She was attractive and fun, great company and shared the housework with him - he did most of the cleaning, while she focused on cooking, which she was brilliant at - her lasagne was second to none, and her home baking was magnificent.
It was inevitable, Liam reflected, that after ten years of marriage, she would have put on a little weight - mainly on her hips - but she was hardly 'big', just had wide hips and a bum which many found insanely attractive. Not Liam, however. His focus had always been boobs. Shelley had never been stacked, but she had a nice handful - any more was a waste, they said. Bullshit, according to Liam. No-one said that about money, or food.
Mark's wife was entirely different. She had tits a man could get lost in. She didn't flaunt them, but they were unmissable - to Liam anyway. She was slim, and worked out, which made her top heavy - just what Liam liked. Worse still, while Liam's wife was a couple of years older than him, Mark's was five years younger. Somewhere in the great scheme of things, their wives had got mixed up.
Over ten years of marriage, Liam and Shelley's sex life had, inevitably, he assumed, become less avid. From their early days, when they fucked daily and creatively, they now had sex about once a week, if that, and then it consisted of a quick grope, hop on top and hump away until she climaxed and he spat his cum inside her - vaguely hoping it might one day result in pregnancy, but allowing hope to dwindle month after month.
Liam often wished they had talked about it. At first, they had regularly had oral sex (almost every time), enjoyed anal sex, dressed up, had sex in the open countryside - even had a threesome with Shelley's friend from University, and seriously considered swinging after that. In truth, neither of them had dismissed the thought, it had just drifted away without them picking up the reins of the conversation again. Liam wondered if Shelley had similar thoughts.
"You listening?"
Liam drew himself back to the telephone conversation.
"Sorry, mate, just thinking. Say again."
"I said, why don't you and Shelley come to us for the weekend. Weather's great, we can have a barbeque and just relax. Shelley and Maria can talk about girlie things and we can catch up on the family."
Liam really did not want to go, but he knew Shelley would. She loved visiting Mark, and she and Maria got on well. Mark and Maria only married two years ago after a six-month romance, and it always seemed that their marriage was in the honeymoon phase - lots of hand-holding and kissing, gentle caresses and double-entendres. They were sure to grow out of it, but it irritated.
Still, Liam reflected, maybe some of it would rub off on Shelley. Maybe she would rub him off! Too much to ask. But still...
Just at that moment, Shelley walked in.
"Hi. Oh! Sorry, you're on the phone. Who is it?"
"Mark," mouthed Liam.
"Hey Mark," shouted Shelley, "what's up?"
Liam closed his eyes, annoyed, as he knew what would happen next.
"Hey Shell," yelled Mark in his ear.
"Ow! Stop yelling." Liam complained. "I'll put you on speaker." He did so, and Mark spoke in a lower voice.
"Hey, Shell. Just inviting my little bro and his gorgeous lady wife down for the weekend. Y'know - nice barbie, sitting in the garden, chatting with Maria, board games in the evening. What d'you think?"
Shelley instantly smiled with delight. "We'd love to. Sounds wonderful."