So, to-day is Tuesday and it's my 50th birthday next Saturday. My son, Dick is in Majorca so it seems I'm to be all alone...so...just another day. Then the phone rang, "Hello?" I answered.
"Hi Daddy, it's me, Jane. It's your birthday this Sat. What you doin?"
JANE!!!! My dick twitched at the mere sound of her voice,"Nothing yet, any ideas?" I replied.
"Well, I'm free for a week and I thought it would be nice to visit you on your birthday. It's quite a trip so maybe I could sleep over?"
Shoot! What more could I ask. My cock took another massive twitch. "Of course. What a great idea! What sort of time?" I asked.
"Well, I shall be doing my week's shopping in the aftie, and then the trip so around eight. Is that OK?"
"Jane, you know me by now, love. ANYtime is your time, even the middle of the night," I answered.
"Fine. Just one thing: could you sort of arrange for Jojo to come around for a while?" Jane continued.
Ha,ha. There it was loud and clear: yes, she wanted to visit me, but that milk chocolate brown meat had had her hooked. And why not? Suits me fine, and makes my life even more interesting.
"Jane, sounds like fun to me. I'm sure Jojo will be on tap if humanly possible," I replied.
"Great! See you Sat then! Byee!" replied Jane, and the phone clicked off.
Then I had a naughty idea. What if I could get Jojo to bring along a friend unannounced? Jane would get another surprise and if one brown sausage is good, two must be better, no?
Later that evening I called Jojo and mentioned my plan. Naturally, he was excited and also said he had a friend called Jimboy, also from Botswana, who would be a great match. The next day, Wednesday, I had a call back from Jojo." OK, Daddy, Jimboy is coming over to visit me on Saturday. What time do you want us?" asked Jojo.
"Well I'm expecting Jane at eight, so why not us all be there before she arrives, or is it better to come later?" I replied.
"I think maybe we come over earlier and have a drink with you before she arrives to get into the birthday spirit?" answered Jojo.
"Sounds like a plan to me," I replied. "Make it seven-thirty then." I continued.
So all the pieces in place. Time passed so slowly until Saturday. Then at seven o'clock I got a message on my phone from Jojo, "Hey Daddy, Jimboy is here but his partner, Honey, came too. I had told him before all about Jane but I was naughty and wanted to surprise him too, so I did not tell him Jane was going to be next door. His partner was due to go out on a girlie evening, but that was cancelled so she demanded to come with him."
"OK, Jojo, it is what it is. Let's play it by ear. Jane is staying over, so you could always come back Sunday if Saturday falls through," I texted back. "Just come on over, all of you, at seven-thirty, OK?"
So, seven-thirty arrived and sure enough, there was a knock on the door."Come straight in," I called. The door burst open, and Jojo tumbled in, followed by another guy with the same colouring as Jojo, but a tad shorter and fatter. He was followed by a tall, slim girl just a shade darker in skin colour. "Make yourselves at home. I have decided that tonight it's Bloody Mary's for the boys. Would a Tequila work for the lady?" I continued. There was a nod from Honey. "OK. Drinks coming up," I concluded, and retired to the kitchen to fix the drinks.
Five minutes later I went back to the living room with the tray full of drinks. I have a four-seater sofa with an additional L-shaped tail at each end. Jojo was on the tail far end with Jimboy next to him on the sofa and Honey next to him. I sat the drinks down on the coffee table. "Help yourselves, folks," I called.
We all grabbed a drink, and Jojo raised his glass," Happy birthday to Daddy from me, Jimboy and Honey. Down the hatch." All of us guys downed our drinks and Honey took a sip.
"OK. Time for a refill already, boys, hang on," I said, and retired once more to the kitchen.
I heard a knock on the door, and some talking so I knew Jane must have arrived. Next minute there was Jane with me in the kitchen. I looked round at her. She was dressed in a khaki tank-top and raggy-bottom blue denim shorts. "Damn, she is wearing just what she wore at our first meeting. Bet she has on the blue semi-see-through undies too," I surmised.