Just a Blow Job
By JazmanTestifyin
Yesterday, Lisa was a suburban wife and mom who drove a minivan. She was in a somewhat boring but secure and monogamous marriage. Today, she was naked, on her knees, and surrounded by cocks.
Lisa is 32 years old and has an angelic face. Her long dark curls cascade to the middle of her back. She is five-foot-four and weighs no more than 125 pounds. She has a tiny waist and big boobs. Despite the size of her bouncy tits, her hourglass figure has even more sand at the bottom. Lisa can affectionately be referred to as a PAWG - Phat Ass White Girl.
In public, Lisa always seems to be wearing a sports bra that shows off her bountiful cleavage. She pairs that with tight yoga shorts. She wears this attire is despite the fact that Lisa quit yoga class after two weeks because she found it painfully boring. In truth, she likes the way her tits and ass look in the outfits and she loves the attention she gets when wearing them.
She and Simon have been married for nine years. When they first met, she was 20 and was seeing someone else. In fact, she was seeing a lot of other guys. Although her family did not suspect it, Lisa was what her grandmother would have referred to as a "goodtime Sally". Put simply, Lisa fucked around... a lot! Well, that's not technically true. She fucked around a reasonable amount, but she sucked a lot of dicks.
Throughout college, Lisa always seemed to have more male friends than female friends. Perhaps it was because other girls were jealous of her looks and popularity. But more likely, it was because Lisa had a habit of sucking the cocks of her male friends, including the guys who had girlfriends. Although Lisa never considered giving a blow job to be a big deal, she learned that other girls did not like it when they discovered that Lisa had sucked their boyfriends' dicks.
Although Lisa did not know it, one girl in particular, Cassie, was especially upset. Three months before Cassie was scheduled to marry her fiancΓ© Ross, Cassie found out that Lisa had been blowing Ross a couple of times a week for months.
Ross was a senior when Lisa was a 19-year-old sophomore. They had an anthropology class together and were study buddies. There was not much furniture in Lisa's dorm room, so they typically studied on the bed. Lisa always seemed to be wearing the shortest shorts she could find and a low-cut top. Ross always tried not to stare.
One night while studying in her room, they were discussing sexual practices of different cultures and religions. This led to a debate about the accuracy of sexual stereotypes.
Ross declared, "Most of them are myths made up by people who are outsiders to the group."
The two students discussed how inaccurate the stereotype about all Asian women being promiscuous was. They talked about the myth that Frenchmen were great lovers. But they concluded that that myth was probably made up by French men trying to get laid.
Ross said, "I'd say that thing about Black guys having big cocks was a myth, but I don't have enough data to reach a conclusion. The only Black guy I've seen naked in real life is my roommate, and he's hung like a Clydesdale."
Although Lisa certainly had seen more than her fair share of cocks of all races, she decided not to comment. Instead, she asked, "Any other stereotypes you can think of?"
"Yes, but I don't want to say it. I'd hate to offend you," he said sincerely.
"Just say it," said Lisa.
"Well, I've heard rumors that... um... Jewish girls... um...." He was too embarrassed to continue.
Lisa said what Ross would not, "There's a rumor that Jewish girls give the best blow jobs." Ross nodded. "Why would that offend
me
?" she asked. "Wait. Do you think I'm Jewish?"
He was embarrassed again, but for a different reason. "I'm sorry. I guess I just always assumed that..." he said, stopping mid-sentence. "I mean, you have to admit that you..." Again, he stopped himself. Still unable to contain his verbal diarrhea, he scrunched up his face and said, "So, what are you like... Italian?" Realizing what he was saying, he said, "Geez, I'm making this worse. I promise I am not like this. I wasn't raised that way. I'm just embarrassed and now I'm babbling. And just... Fuck!" Ross sighed in disbelief at what a jerk he imagined Lisa must have thought he was.
She decided to let him off the hook. She laughed and said, "Relax Ross. I
am
Jewish. And you didn't just assume it. I've mentioned it before. Remember?"
"Oh right. You told the class about freezing up during the readings at your bat mitzvah," he said, now remembering the story vividly. He breathed a sigh of relief. "So, why did you put me through that?"
"Because it was funny. I just wanted to watch you squirm," she replied with a smile.
"Ugh," he exclaimed.
"And that rumor about blow jobs is baseless. I'm sure there are some Irish Catholic girls or Hindu women from India who can suck dick like nobody's business. And there are some who can't. Those women's ethnicities and religions have nothing to do with whether they are good at sucking cock. The same is true for me." She then took a beat and said with a grin, "I just happen to be an excellent cocksucker."
"Okay, okay. I get it," Ross said. "You're just saying that because you're still trying to make me feel embarrassed."
"No. I'm saying it because it's true," Lisa said. "You want me to show you."
Ross had a stunned look on his face. He did not know how to respond.
Lisa continued, "There was no question mark at the end of my sentence. I wasn't asking you; I was telling you. You
want
me to show you."
Without waiting for Ross to speak again, Lisa reached across the bed and began unbuckling his belt. Three seconds later, she had unfastened his waistband and his zipper was down. Within another five seconds, Lisa had fished his flaccid cock out of his pants and put it in her warm mouth. His member began filling with blood.
Caught off-guard by Lisa's action, Ross asked, "What are you doing?"