The possibility of the insolvency of our business reared its ugly head, if I may use a clichΓ©. My sister Zee and I began our business after we finished college some years ago. The nature of the firm is unimportant for this story; but what is important to know is the fact the four men who helped us keep the company going were essential to its survival.
Fearing that we might lose those four employees because our cash-flow problem wouldn't allow us to pay them as much as other, similar businesses, my sister and I devised a plan we hoped would keep our employees happy and wanting to stay with us.
"Shall I call in the men, ZoΓ«," asked Zee, "now that the work day's finished?"
"Yeah," I replied. "Let's bring them into the office."
When the employees entered, I told them of the cash-flow problem and of our not being able to give them an increase in wages.
"ZoΓ« and I've thought of a way to give you a monthly bonus, however," Zee explained.
"That's right," I continued. "Once a month for an afternoon, Zee and I are going to have the four of you screw the two of us."
The men were silent as they looked at each other for a moment before Al asked, "You mean that Brad, Cliff, Don, and I will be fucking you two?"
"Yes," Zee answered. "ZoΓ« and I hope that will make up for the larger wages we can't pay."
"And since Zee and I are on the pill, you guys won't need condoms," I explained. "Use and treat us like street whores."
"So we can shoot off in your pussy?" inquired Brad.
"Precisely," I answered. "Plus we'd each like to take two of you at time so that two of you can service each of us together."
"Meaning two of us would be banging Zoe while the other two of us would be screwing Zee?' continued Cliff for clarification.
"That's it," Zee confirmed.
"So, Ms....." Don began.
"No," I cut him off. "When you're banging us, I'm Zoe and she's Zee. No 'Ms.' until the four of you go back to working your jobs. No need for formalities when you're ramming our snatches."
"Do we surprise you?" Zee asked them.
"Kinda," Don replied. "But I'm okay with it. How about you guys?"
"When do we start?" Al asked after the others agreed.