"Richie, Honey, how do you want me?"
Richie smiled. He wanted her doggie-style. Kelsey could see it in his eyes.
"Hey, you dirty boy!" she smiled. "Focus!"
"Lean back a little," Richie said, still grinning. "Try putting your arm out on the fender."
"That looks great," Koop said.
Richie put the camera to his face, snapped off a few shutter clicks, moved for a slightly different angle and clicked a few more.
"Let's do this one again," Koop said, pointing at a restored Dodge Power Wagon. "I lowered the price and I wanna make sure it gets some attention."
"I've got just the outfit for that one," Kelsey said. She scurried away into Koop's office. He and Richie watched through the front window as Kelsey stripped off the white bikini and pulled on a satiny peach-colored girdle she bought online at a vintage clothing website. She noticed the boys watching as she wiggled into it, so she left the bra off while she pulled on some shear stockings and attached them to the girdle's straps. The matching bra was the finishing touch.
"Nothin' like givin' a girl some privacy," she said sarcastically when she walked back outside.
"Yeah, like you don't love being watched," Koop said. "That looks pretty great."
"I though it might be fun to have some older stuff for the older trucks."
"I'm gonna write you a check when we're done," Koop said. "You can use it for a wardrobe allowance, okay?"
"Oh! Okay!" Kelsey said. "I'll buy some cool stuff!"
Richie posed her against the dark-green Power Wagon and started clicking away with his camera.
"So, did you like Barbara?" Kelsey asked. The question took Koop by surprise.
"Oh, yeah, she's great," he said, remembering how wild Barbara had been on the sex swing at the party.
"You guys should get together," Kelsey said. "She's just gettin' started after being a mom for so long. I think she'd love it."
"Really?" Koop said. "Happy and Sharron said I should call her. I'm not really good at that kind of thing."
"Shit, you fucked her eighteen times! You can't pick up the phone?"
Richie giggled.
"All right, young man," Koop said. "Stick to your work. Do we really need to talk about this in public, Kelsey?"
"Richie's not public," Kelsey said. "He's been there, done that. Right, Richie?"
"Yup," Richie said proudly.
"Kelsey, you didn't!" Koop said.
"What! He's eighteen!"
"If I have hell to pay with his mother you're gonna be sorry."
"Am I? Am I gonna be sorry? You can spank me if you want. Pull down my pants and put me over your knee."
"All right, can we
try
to keep this civilized for a few minutes more?" Koop asked. "Can you climb in on that seat and sorta sprawl out? Think you can get that, Richie?"
"Yup," he said. He switched lenses to a wide angle zoom. "Roll on your stomach," he said to Kelsey. "Up on your elbows."
"Ooo, a tit man!" she teased.
"Damn!" Koop said when he saw how the pose accentuated her massive cleavage.
"See? He's got a real feel for this stuff," Kelsey said. "Let me get my ass up a little. How's that?"
"The old truck'll get some attention now," Koop said.
"So, I didn't tell you guys yet, me and Brie and Charity are gettin' our own place. It's out Barclay Road a ways."
"Nice," Koop said. "An apartment?"
"Nope. A whole house. Four bedrooms, a wicked porch. It's all really private. Don't stop by unless you wanna see naked girls."
"Roll over," Richie directed. "Lean back on the other door. Put your knee up, and your other leg down on the floor."
"Richie, wanna help us move?" Kelsey asked as she adjusted her pose. "The girls'd love to see you again."
"Yeah! When are you doin' it?"
"Oh, Christ," Koop said. "His mother's gonna have my head."
"We wanna get in next week, before school starts. Brie and Charity are new teachers, at Hillydale Elementary."
"No shit?" Koop said. "They're elementary school teachers?"
"Yup," Kelsey said. "Pretty hot, huh?"
"I guess so!" he said, thinking back to the staid schoolmarms that taught him. "Jesus! It almost makes me wish I had a kid!"
"I know, right? How fun would it be to be a parent and fuck one of them?"
"Or both of them!" Koop said. Richie giggled. "Sorry, kid," Koop said. "I forgot about you for a minute there."
"Don't worry about him," Kelsey said. "Like I said, he's been there, done that."
Richie giggled, embarrassed but proud that Koop knew his wonderful secret.
"Oh, God," Koop said, shaking his head. "What have I done..."
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"We'll take my car tomorrow," Brie said proudly. "You need to be at the airport at 6AM?"
"Sorry, Sweetheart," Brian said. "It's awfully early."
"I feel like we should have gone out to dinner tonight or something," Brie said. "You'll be gone for months."
"Some quiet time with you two is what I'd like to remember."
"Mix us a drink?" Charity said.
"Are you guys going to decimate my Bourbon supply when I'm gone?"
"We won't be here anymore, Daddy, remember?"
"Yeah, I'm not sure what that has to do with it. Just don't give any to underage kids, and don't drive when you're drinking, okay?"