Vera and Malena met for brunch on a sunny, winter Sunday in December. Fresh snow from the previous evening lined the sidewalks where hung-over neighborhood residents bustled about in their winter coats and sunglasses, forming lines at all of the most popular restaurants.
"Look at that one," Malena commented as she watched a young 20-something girl with a very short skirt and sexy knee-high socks walk by. "She must be freezing! And just to make a few penises hard," she concluded with a comically disapproving head nod.
"Malena, stop," Vera whispered with a smile, worried that people could hear her loud and outwardly judgmental friend. Malena was in rare form on this particular morning, hissing at all of the sexy younger ladies in the restaurant. She was a striking, busty Latina in her mid-30s and demanded all of the male attention within a two-block radius. Vera, her married friend, was a classy and beautiful redhead of the same age. As a pair, they drew a lot of attention.
"You're right, I can't help it. You know I am a catty bitch," Malena confessed. "I'm sorry, I interrupted you. What were you asking?"
"I was talking about my husband, Ted. His 40th birthday is next Friday," Vera explained.
"Oh right. That's a bummer, just a few days before Christmas," Malena replied.
"Yeah, it is, but he doesn't really mind. He's never been one for big parties. Christmas is always his excuse not to make a big deal out of his birthday. I just think the age has got him down — this is one of the big ones."
"No doubt. We still have four glorious years before 40, Vera. Let's expend them like fucking rock stars," Malena announced.
"Yes, for sure, but for Ted, what do you get a guy that,"—Vera covered her mouth and whispered—"already had a two-girl blowjob AND a three-girl blowjob?" Malena and Vera giggled.
"Duh, a quadruple blowjob!" Malena blurted out loudly, causing the older couple on her right to look over in shock. Vera looked down in embarrassment and shook her head at her friend, who had an unapologetic smile on her face.
"Well, that is an interesting idea," Vera replied, "simple and obvious."
"Vera, there is nothing simple about a quadruple blowjob. Four crazy bitches crawling over each other, slobbing, and licking. It's pure chaos. Believe me, I know," Malena explained in a very serious tone, causing Vera to laugh uncontrollably.
"You know," Malena continued, "this sounds like a job for my friend Katrin."
"Who's Katrin?"
"She teaches blowjob classes, I used to work with her."
"Wow, you pharmaceutical reps really live up to the reputation, huh?"
"If you mean that we are a bunch of smoking-hot, cock-hungry sluts, then yes, guilty as charged," Malena replied with a very serious look on her face.
"So how exactly does Katrin fit in?"
"Well, she will charge extra, but we can totally do a private bj class with a real cock. Ted's cock," Malena explained. "You'll love Katrin, she totally looks like a Swede—tall, blonde, and super nice."
Vera was quite intrigued by this proposal. The vision of a group of sexy ladies all sucking on her husband's cock in a formal setting was starting to make her very wet.
"Well, Malena, if you are willing to check with Katrin to see if this is really possible, I'll be happy to pay everyone's fee. I figure we can rustle up a few ladies for a free blowjob class, don't you?" Vera asked.
"Yes you can definitely rustle up a few ladies—consider me the first!" Malena proclaimed with a smile.
"Thank you so much. That is what I was hoping," Vera said with a kind smile to her friend. She admired Malena's beautifully curvy, brown hair and striking eyes from across the table. The
Christmas Birthday Blowjob Extravaganza
, as it would later be dubbed, could not arrive fast enough.
****
The following week, Vera and Malena managed to organize the details of the CBBE. Vera decided that Ted should be somewhat prepared so that everything would go smoothly.
"Ted," Vera said, surprising him from behind as he lay on the couch reading, and causing him to jump. "I would like to discuss your 40th birthday coming up this Friday."
"Okay," he replied. "What is there to discuss? I thought we were staying in?"
"Well, for the next two days I am asking you not to masturbate," she instructed with a stern tone.
Ted laughed in surprise at the request. "Really?"
"Really. And no questions!" Vera commanded as he began forming his next question.
"Okay," Ted replied. He knew that she was up to something, but did as his wife instructed, and kept his mouth shut.
Vera then proceeded to unplug the wireless modem, "No internet porn for you, buster," she said with raised eyebrows.
"Vera, why bother? My phone has...ah, never mind," he replied.
"I'll take your phone too. You can have it back each morning when you go to work," she explained.
"Oh come on!" he replied with a smile, finding the whole situation very frustrating yet amusing. "Ok, whatever you want, honey," he conceded.
Vera smiled back as she collected the phone, "Don't worry, I will make this worth your while."
"I don't doubt that," he replied sincerely. "I'll just keep reading this volume about men in powdered wigs and tights. That should keep me at bay."
"Good plan," she confirmed.
That night, Vera ached with sexual frustration as she lay in bed next to her husband. Her kinky surprise would soon be unleashed and she couldn't stop thinking about it. Alas, she had to follow the plan and keep her husband fully-loaded. The next few mornings, while he showered and shaved for work, she masturbated intensely under the bed sheets.
****
Friday morning had finally arrived and it was a beautiful winter day. Soft flakes of snow fell intermittently amidst the cold air and warm glow of the sun. Ted headed out to work and an hour later, Malena arrived at Ted and Vera's place. Vera had taken the day off from running her wine boutique and left it in the capable hands of her employees.