The blonde in your first ever class of law school catches your eye, even from across the room. Intoxicated with the sight of her hair brushing her tan skin, you sit down beside her before you even know what you're doing. As soon as you do it, you see my face in your mind and feel a surge of guilty. Looking around the room, you see a lot of guys who are probably single. "Great," you think, "not only am I lusting over a new girl after seeing her for 30 seconds, I'm cockblocking all these guys who actually have a chance with her."
Just then, she glances your way. "Hi," she says with a nervous giggle. "I'm Allison." Is it just your imagination, or is she actually making you as nervous as she's making you? Forcing your mind to focus on me instead, you manage to squeak a more or less normal greeting in response. Just then, the professor walks in, and starts passing out the syllabus. As he does so, she asks "Where'd you you do your undergrad?"
"Chicago," you respond.
"Oh, a Midwestern boy," she responds with another of those adorable laughs, and you first detect the Southern accent in her voice.
Giving in to temptation for now, you ask "Tennessee?"
"Georgia," she replies, not a little haughtily.
"Terribly sorry ma'am," you respond with a playful smile, your dimples showing.