I called Joan as I was leaving the parking lot at Best Buy to make sure she was going to be there and be ready for us. "Sure thing ,babe." she told me. "I even got a surprise for your girlfriend." She wouldn't tell me what it was, but I decided I'd find out soon enough anyway. Linzy called me and told me to meet her down the street, at one of her friends house.
She was standing at the edge of the drive way with a duffle bag thrown over her shoulder, the strap crossing and separating her gorgeous tits over her tight low-cut shirt. "Don't get out, don't put it in park, just go." She barked at me and jumped in the Jeep before I even pulled in her friends driveway.
"What the hell was that all about?" I asked her as I rounded the next corner in her little suburban neighborhood.
She grinned at me and threw her bag over the seat into the back. "Nothing." I glared at her. "Seriously, Jeremy, nothing. I just told Mia that I was spending the weekend with my new boyfriend, and I don't really want her knowing that I'm fucking my cousin, okay?" I nodded, understanding, and smiled when she leaned across the seat to kiss me on the cheek. "I mean, not everyone would be as understanding as Nani, or this Indian girl you've hooked us up with." She must've noticed the smile fading or me thinking about Joan freaking out. "You did tell her I'm your cousin didn't you?" I shook my head. "Dammit Jeremy! What the fuck does she think then? I'm your girlfriend and I want to have a weekend long threesome with her?"
"Isn't that what you wanted me to tell Shard?" I accused. "I mean hell Linzy, you can't expect everyone to see it how we see it. It's easier to tell someone we're just dating than we're committing incest." I stopped at a red light and saw her sulking. "It's not even that much of a lie is it?" She glanced at me, but turned back away. "Really, it isn't. We talk on a daily basis, we love spending time together, we go out on dates and we have sex. If you're not my girlfriend, then what are you?" I asked.
She didn't answer until I was on the interstate back into the city. "I don't know." she said. "I just don't like lying to people." We were both silent for a few miles, then she turned to me with a smile. "Am I really your girlfriend?"
I grinned. "Yeah, I guess you are. I don't know what else to call it." With that, Linzy unbuckled her seat belt and moved closer to me. She kissed my neck and ran her hand up my thigh. In a few deft movements, her hand was massaging my cock inside my boxers.
She stopped after a few strokes and pulled her hand away, eliciting a groan of disappointment from me. "There's cum dried to your dick!" Linzy accused. "Who did you fuck today, hunh? The little hairy hippie girl? Or did Mary show up at work for round two?" I honestly thought I was trouble for a second, then I glanced at her and saw a huge grin on her face.
"You get turned on when I talk about fucking other girls don't you?" I asked. "Most girlfriends get jealous over that kinda stuff you know?"
"Most girlfriends aren't your cousin." Linzy reminded me. "So who was it?" she pressed. I reached behind me to grab my camera and handed it to her, telling her how to cut it on and play the video. "I know, I know. I'm not as electronically illiterate as your brother." she kept telling me, and before long I heard Georgette's recorded voice spewing from the tiny speakers on the camera. "Oh my God, those are fuckin huge!" Linzy cried.
"I know right?" I laughed. As she watched, stunned by the size of the short blonde's tits. I recounted the happenings with Shard and how I ended up getting blown in the bathroom at Best-Buy. "So, is that good for the site?" I asked.
Linzy looked at me sideways. "You're joking right?" She said. "You honestly think I'd put this on my website?" I wrinkled my forehead, trying to think why she wouldn't. "I mean, with the follow-up she promised, this would be perfect for the launch." she finally said.
"You're a bitch." I laughed out.
She laughed too. "Oh, you think so?" I nodded. "Then we'll see how much of a bitch I am when I don't suck you off on the way to Joan's dorm." Damn my big mouth. Well, that just made me drive faster, so it at least it didn't take to long. On the way there, I reminded Linzy that Joan had made me promise she'd get an hour alone with her. Joan was waiting outside for us in a jogging suit, not much unlike the one she was wearing last time I met her, only she had a baby-doll t-shirt on over her sports bra.. "Oh God, Jeremy, you didn't tell me she was fucking cut like that." Linzy accused in awe of Joan's exposed abs.
I smiled wider. "What's wrong? Jealous?" I looked over at her as I pulled up to Joan. "Or just really turned on?" She smirked at me and I knew the answer was both. "What's up?" I asked Joan through my rolled-down window.
She smiled. "Not much, just thought we'd get some dinner before the festivities." She looked at Linzy in the passenger seat, with her low-cut top showing off her DDs, and her purple hair framing her milk-white face, she probably looked like half the girls Joan made fun of in high school. "Hi." she grinned uneasily, and offered a hand. "I'm Joan, hope you don't mind me sharing your boy-toy."