"Come on, hon, it's no big deal. Lots of couples do it."
"No way. I'm just not into that, I just don't want to do it. It's too weird."
No, not anal, not public sex, not a nude beach, not whips and chains, not S&M, no, just videotaping our having sex.
"Look, we can just try it and if you still object, then I'll erase the video. And I promise to do your most favorite thing all you want for as long as you want."
I knew that if anything would do it, that had the best chance. Jill just loves me between her legs licking her until she's delirious. Aha, she didn't answer right away, she's thinking about it.
"You'd erase it? If I said to?"
"Yes, absolutely."
"And could you set the camera up so I couldn't see it, so it didn't show?"
"Sure, that's easy."
"And, I get oral, lots of oral? All I want?"
"Sure, name it, three orgasms worth in one go?"
"Well, okay, I guess so. You know my weak spot."
Hooray! Our own porn tape. So many of the ones we have watched are so gross with fake-titted bimbos and horse-cock studs, they're laughable. And, Jill said okay.
So, I set the camera up on a high shelf behind a plant and I planned a nice Sunday afternoon with the lovely sunny day shining through the windows helping to light the scene of our lovemaking. We did most of the things we normally did, I gave Jill oral, she sucked me in her very nice way, started with missionary-style, reversed to girl-riding cowboy frontwards, then backwards, ending with doggie-style. I never mentioned it to her that I had a camera running and then made a good edit and planned a premier showing the next weekend.
We had some nice sushi and then I opened a bottle of champagne and handed her a robe to put on.
"What are you up to, Derek? You're up to something, what is it?"
"Well, just get naked, slip on the robe and we'll watch the video I made of us having sex."
"You did it? It's all done? I never saw you doing it."
"That's the way you wanted it, right?"
"Yeah, I guess you hid it pretty well. Okay, let's see this masterpiece."