Magnus and His Family (Chapter 19)
Kathryn M. Burke
In a matter of weeks, Greg had moved into the house occupied by Kristen and the others.
He seemed to adapt readily to the game of musical chairs (or, rather, beds) that the others engaged in, although it was clear to everyone that Kristen was his special favoriteâas Adele was Curt's special favorite, and Darcy the apple of Paul's eye. But the love and unity that everyone felt for everyone else was a wonder to behold. And the others also noticed that Greg had really started coming out of his shell: he was a lot less awkward in social situations, and he began developing a finely tuned sense of what others were thinking and feeling. He himself was a lot more in touch with his own emotions, even though he remained fundamentally shy.
But a smallâand perhaps not so smallâfly in the ointment emerged one day in late spring, when Darcy came home to find her brother pacing the living room nervously. When he saw her, he stopped dead in his tracks and his face went pale.
"Greg, what's the matter?" Darcy cried.
"It's Mom," he said with heavy emphasis.
Those two words were all Darcy needed to have at least some idea of the foreboding situation. Their mom, Maureen, had long been overprotective of both of them, but of Greg in particular; and given how she had striven to keep Greg away from girls his whole life, and also given how betrayed she had felt when her husband deserted her, she would probably be aghast at the way this household was run.
"Omigod," Darcy said. "You didn't tell her?"
"No, not exactly," Greg said hesitantly. "Butâbut I had to tell her
something.
"
"What do you mean? Why?"
"Because,"
Greg said in a suddenly loud voice,
"she was going to come over to my apartment!"
"Ah, yes," Darcy said.
"You know how hard I had to struggle just to let her live away from home and get the apartment in the first place. She comes over all the timeâsometimes to cook meals for me, since she thinks I'm incapable of feeding myself and I'm starving to death. It's all so ridiculous. So she called me at work this morning, saying that she was coming over tonightâand of course I had to admit that I wasn't at my place anymore, and that I was living here with you and the others."
"And what did she say to that?" Darcy said.
"Well, she didn't say anything at first. There was this dead silence on the phoneâI thought we'd gotten cut off or something. Then eventually she said, 'What others?' So I had to say, 'Well, there are three guys and three girls.' So there was
another
long silence, and finally she said, 'I see,' in this frightening kind of way."
"So what's she going to do?"
"I had to tell her where exactly I was living, andâ"
"Why did you do that?"
"I had to, Darcy! What else could I say?"
"So is she coming
here
tonight?"
"I don't know. I don't think so. But something's gonna happen. She's not going to let this situation just go unchallenged."
"But you didn't tell her aboutâwell, you know . . ."
"No, of course not! I'm not stupid! But she's not either. When she comes here, she'll probably figure out how things are."
"Maybe she won't. I mean, you can just say you have a nice girlfriend named Kristen. She'll probably like her. How could she possibly know thatâ"
That Kristen sleeps with her brother Paul, and that you and I spend nights with our bodies entwined also?
"I don't know. I have no idea what's going to happen. But it doesn't look good."
When the others came home, one by one, they were all informed of the situation. At first they all waved off the matter as being overblownâ"There's really no way your mom could possibly tell what goes on here," Kristen said airilyâbut after a while the sense of impending doom that seemed to hang over Darcy and Greg seeped over to the others as well.
The thing was that no one knew when Maureen would actually come by. She had a way of just dropping in to both Greg's and Darcy's former living quarters unannounced. Once she had actually barged into Darcy's sorority house on a Friday evening, when a party was going onâostensibly to take her daughter out to a nice restaurant for dinner, but in reality to check up on her and make sure she wasn't "doing anything she shouldn't," as she later told Darcy.
So the days passed with everyone on tenterhooks, waiting for some kind of explosion from what everyone now took to be some kind of Gorgon who was going to blow up their whole house with her puritanical outrage.
But when the day came, it didn't work out as expected.
It was a Saturday afternoon, and for some reason everyone in the house was gone except Curt. The three girls were dutifully in the library in a collective study session (final exams were just around the corner), while Paul and Greg had decided to take in a baseball game at the college stadium. Curt thought it a wonderful opportunity to do his studying at home.
When the doorbell rang at around 2 p.m., he had somehow forgotten about the looming threat of Maureen. He opened the door and found a woman standing on the doorstep.
She was quite short, with jet-black hair and a round, pleasing faceâor rather, it would have been pleasing if it weren't twisted into a grimace. It was a warm day, and the woman had no wrap on, so Curt could see that this compactly built woman had plenty of curvesâespecially at bust and bottomâthat would make any man salivate. The thought that courses inevitably through every heterosexual man's mind at such a moment (
I wonder what it would be like to fuck this woman?
) shot through his.