"Dammit, John! Would you please tell Rita that I will NOT die from a lack of a lovelife?" I shook my head and laughed ruefully as I remembered the evening. Johnny and Rita were two of my best friends and had been for several years...supporting me through my divorce and multiple attempts at self-destruction and finally giving me the screaming ass-chewing that brought me out of my self-pity.
I was again happy, well-adjusted and had a nice new start on life. The only trouble was that Rita was a romantic...and firmly convinced that I had no business being alone so much. And Rita loved playing matchmaker. The last woman Rita had fixed me up with had been a vegetarian who thought I was a horrible killer. (Hey, I LIKE meat dammit). Today's attempt had been Susan, a cute little 30-something blonde with a killer body and a great sense of humor.
The evening had gone very well and Susan and I seemed to hit it off immediately. We laughed and talked and flirted over the steaks and beer and I was beginning to think that maybe Rita had hit a home run this time. She touched my arm frequently and her blue eyes would sparkle as she laughed. 'Yes!' I thought to myself. 'This might be a great evening.' It was, too...until Susan got stung by a bee, had an allergic reaction and ended up going to the hospital in a screaming ambulance.
It was well after 9 that night before we finally left the hospital, assured that Susan would recover from her ordeal. She and I talked for a few minutes and agreed that we'd like to see each other again sometime before the three of us left for Johnny's. Ok, so now I was going home alone again. It wasn't a big deal, since I enjoyed my privacy and solitude.
I had been hoping for some sexy company this evening but that wasn't going to happen. I had no clue that this would be an evening I would never forget! We sat in the living room for a while, chatting about the evening and my luck with women in general, laughing at my expense, of course. Then the conversation turned back to Susan.
"So? What did you think of her?" Rita asked with a grin. "Sexy little thing, huh?" I grinned back at her. "Yes, she is!" "Well, I saw that you weren't the only one that noticed either!", she growled playfully as she dug an elbow in Johnny's ribs. "I saw you watching her ass, mister! BOTH of you!" Johnny laughed as he wrapped his arms around Rita and squeezed her ass playfully. "That's ok, baby. We were watching yours too. Weren't we, Brad?" "Hell yes!" I snickered, even though I hadn't been.
Johnny, Rita and I teased each other often, and Rita knew she had nothing to worry about in the looks department. "I don't have the body she has, though" she teased, playfully rubbing her ass against the front of Johnny's cutoffs. I took a drink of my beer and a look at Rita. I mean really looked...for the first time.
At 5'8" and about 130 pounds, I realized she really WAS a knockout, and at 34 could give a woman 10 years her junior some serious competition. Short, curly copper hair, green eyes and a tan that covered everything I could see. She was wearing a bikini top and some kind of wrap-around floral thing that glued itself to her jiggling ass cheeks. Long, sexy legs, gorgeous breasts with just a hint of nipple showing through the fabric. Yeah, she was damn sexy all right.
"Do I, Brad?" "Huh? Sure you do Rita. You're very pretty," I mumbled inanely as I realized both she and Johnny had caught me giving her the eye. I blushed and stood up, mumbling an apology about needing to leave because it was getting so late. The truth was that I was embarrassed and furious. Embarrassed at being caught almost drooling at another man's wife, and furious with myself because it was Rita I had been drooling over. Their friendship was deep and important to me and I had no clue how to handle this. Johnny waved me back to the couch, grinning.
"Relax, man. I know she's hot...and she loves being looked at. Don't you, baby?" "Yes, I do. I guess I'm a bit of an exhibitionist at heart because I've always enjoyed being looked at and knowing I look good." She smiled and looked straight at me. "It makes me feel really sexy." I was glad to be sitting down at this point because I was felt the stirrings of a serious hard on coming. Johnny handed me another beer and said "So don't worry about it, ok? It's cool. She likes showing off, and to be honest I get a kick out of watching her."
Rita laughed as she turned to me and put her hands on her hips. "I've even stripped in the car, while Johnny drove us down the interstate! The truckers we passed would stay with us, honking and waving while I played with my tits." Behind her now, Johnny put his hands around Rita and cupped her full tits, playing with her nipples while he kissed her neck. I stood up and laughed. "I'm glad you guys aren't mad. But I think I better split now so you two can be alone." (And so I could go home and handle the raging hardon I had by this time.)
"C?mon, bro. Sit the hell down and let Rita put on a show for us. You want to baby? Wanna show us what ya got?" he teased softly. Rita smiled at him and then at me and laughed. "You know I do. Just sit down on the couch, both of you." I sat back down beside Johnny, still uncomfortable and wondering where the hell this was going, but fully willing to be led there by this time.